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Tommy G-String.

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They're a safe number.

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to your innovative.

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I heard a few

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bring it home.

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You win some, you lose some. And in this case, in this instance, I fucking lost. What about... Let's ruin it for these fuck. I'm in reverse.

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Let's ruin it.

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Well, bud. He said, knackered, skint, work in the morning. But come on, you... C-O-Y-S. What's the S here? San? Come on, you San? Come on, you stream. Who knows?

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But listen to that. Listen to that engine. It's burnt out. Doesn't deserve to be besmirched with a gearbox as tightly tuned as it is.

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It's a rip-ripperunus. And we're putting in the work here. We've a fin and a Spaniard up ahead. And that's...

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Esteban fucking knock-on effect of not really paying attention. Let's go back to the garage on this one, lads.

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which he bought in Berlin last Tuesday he hasn't even rigged it up once as a test practice so that

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could go down like a fucking lead balloon later on but what we can't say what I'm willing to put my

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name to is this is gonna be one of the best nights ever Anaconda G is on the guest list that's very

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much for the tip riparoon is the 420 won't say Qness we'll say raise the roof Anaconda G

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special guest slot DJ extraordinaire set is reserved for yourself as well if you've got the vinyl if you

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don't just have you got your fucking iPod or your you know you do you do use an iPod don't you we only

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accept auxiliary out from iPods from 2004 to 2008 that's just how we rock here what

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I do want to say what I can say is Ali McDonald very very kind to us with the wolf wolf wolf thanks

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very much for the tip it's gonna be a 9/11 evening I've just rigged out the the dungeon with a NATO flag as a

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symbolic gesture towards the all-encompassing war on terror which of course started as 8:47 a.m. Eastern seaboard time I'm

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on the 11th of September 2001 when those crazy guys, those crazy guys from Saudi Arabia managed to take control of some bloody passenger planes.

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Absolute fucking gall of them. And well the rest is history, you know what happened there.

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The night itself, it's open to all comers. We don't want it to be a legitimately, I'm hoping to add more to the dungeon as the night goes on.

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Miles was wanting maybe a soft lounge, Yankee flag inspired nod of the cap to Afghanistan.

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I said how would you want me to present that in any shape or given form?

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And he just said follow up message in the group chat. Question mark dot dot dot. Tears laughing emoji. What's going on there?

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So that's a mistake. Get that back again. And yeah, so I mean make of that what you will. Make of that what you will.

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I can't really be held accountable for what's going on with some of the graphics there because dumb, dumbball only provides them to me on an as and when need to know basis.

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And uh, look, I tell you what, let's get into the garage here and have a little look at this fucking AMG and get it strapped up to the gills and ready to rock.

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Got that out. Soft GT7 music in the background there.

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We saw through the looking glass there. That was just someone who hangs out in the back of the Gooser preparing the coffees. If you don't know, we've got a great barista machine, but it's actually on the nod, so I've had to rig it up with a fucking bean to cup.

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Heston Blumenthal job, which is not a patch on the legitimate Italian made piece that we have inside the Gooser usually, but it's, you know, it's, it's on the nod, so we had to get that sage in.

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So I'm hoping nobody knows. We're still going to crack out a fucking lot of it. 480 a cup. Americano at 420.

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Little nod to Anaconda G with that price. And uh, none other than a flat white for 550 in honor of Jimmy Jesus' 550 tip, which is very, very much appreciated.

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Three Euro from Bruno Vericondi on Brian Coney. Coney 2012 decal on the car. We're looking into it. We're looking into it.

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Um, Bruno Mars, thanks very much. And In Vakanza, and I hope you're getting on well. Very kind of you.

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Niamh, thank you very much. Gardee took my HHC. Hope you're getting on well, Budski. And Notorious Pinteman, thank you very much as well, Budweiser.

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Lovely, full, powerful, majestic stash you have cultivated there. Care to comment on what products you use to keep it silky smooth?

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Yeah, groom tools. Uh, it's tools with a Z. At the end, uh, those guys really know how to handle stash. And they do it on a daily basis.

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They're actually stash merchants who sail the seven seas for six months of the year and then come back to dry land where they land-lubbed their gear onto a fucking, the nearest market stall.

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And they've got a whistling gypsy who they release outside of a box. And they just pat him on the head. Not too hard. It's nothing abusive. He's paid, he's paid really well. And he broadcasts that they're in the area. Now I have to wait.

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I'd be on socials, uh, waiting for the, them to update. Or I'd have a hashtag, like a column open.

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On the fucking machine and just, just searching for whenever these two groom toolers are gonna fucking appear. And look, as soon as I find out, as soon as I see the update, you know, someone will have fucking updated.

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So whether it's in a Hoxton pop-up or a Soho, uh, Manhattan fucking rustic sign text, I booked the flights. No matter where or when, I'm there for them.

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As a brand endorser and ambassador. And I'm brand loyal, fierce. That's why no carry took me into a stable yesterday afternoon.

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And let's just say, this horse got warred and fed in an absolutely ballistic, semi-ballisterous ballast positioning session.

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Where we positioned the ballast on one of his horses in his stable. We literally were at his stable that he has out in Kiltair.

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He has a few horses as well. I, I mounted one of them and it took off. I fell off, twisted my arm and my ankle.

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Uh, anonymous, thanks for the tip. Mortinator, Roy, great to see you again. I need some of your vital motor expertise.

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Look lads, I need some to, I need to be able to put my own expertise to the test right here.

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I don't have time to be able to field your questions, but I'll try in a bit.

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Dodo, thanks very much for the tip. Ghost of Gralton, thanks very much.

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And, uh, I hope you're getting on well.

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it takes a 2010 Renault scenic gorgeous shape design takes the South County Dumb Rose out of pure breeze beautiful but French engineering question mark you know it is the Renault sport has it been through the body shop did you take it to the lads that can really tune that beast up because it doesn't have to be a shitty little hatchback fucking something you'd see on the N50 on a Tuesday at 460.

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which would actually be 5pm you know it doesn't have to be like that you can take it to the lads I know a few of them Renault sport heads they'll sport hatch you up stick in a breezenator in there and a twin block suspension unit and you'll be fucking flying it it's not legal but you'll be flying it.

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CD-ROM thanks for the tip and letting us know that I still had the Tannoy sound filter selected that was that was a big mistake guys but again spinning multiple plates here.

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CD-ROM you wouldn't understand if you had to fucking do it and you wouldn't be able to do it if you understood you know that's where I'm at at the moment with this.

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Let's uh.

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Fully custom racing now change that back to normal right measure that.

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549. Let's see how this goes. We've got the sports tires. I believe with the sports tires. Soft sports. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Flight risk. Thanks very much for the tip, buddy.

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Streams have been absolutely class. Look, let's not get it. I don't want to be boosting my ego. I haven't won a race yet. Come on. I haven't even won a race. Fucking half an hour. Imelda Munster, thanks very much. I was actually talking to Grandpa Munster there last Tuesday. He was asking how Imelda was.

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I said, not great. Not bad either. He said he's looking out for hasn't heard much since the fucking public accounts committee situation. Pablo Esteban. Dimitri Petridis in the Megane RS. That's what I'd actually recommend to you, Morten Eager, if you want to get your hands on something with a little bit of nip. A little bit of a little bit of his use.

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Not too hectic. Not too hectic. You got the Beamer. The GTI Peugeot. Simon, if you want to get a... Maybe you want to switch up from a Renault to a Peugeot. That's your baby. That's the one I'd go for.

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It's a nice little yoke. You pick it up at a snip. It's not going to break the bank. DJ Privilege recommended this one to me. It's the 208 GTI Peugeot Sport 14.

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Carzone.ie or give me a ring tomorrow. I'll put you through to someone who really wants to get one off his hands big time.

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Fuck. Now, is this going to be something to write home about? Is this going to be something that we look back on in days, years, races to come?

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Will races, different races of people actually select this out to be analyzed in a critical race theory kind of thing?

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And that's not, you know, maybe that's a great actually to make a note of that.

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Critical race theory. As the title of a brand new racing stream. We've moved on from Goose Cloud or even this could be a spin-off.

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This could be for the new autumn season launch.

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RTE.

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Autumn season launch.

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Critical race theory.

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Blend of race theory.

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Blend of race cars and race awareness stuff.

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Maybe throw in some sustainable shit bags for, you know, Greenpeace and all that.

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And have a kind of a green, green angle as well.

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I call it critical race sustainability.

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Situation room.

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I don't know.

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It's getting political.

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So you don't want to get too political.

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But at the same time, there's probably, there's money to be made in that shit.

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So it could be done.

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You know, maybe it's worth a pitch.

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But the critical race theory here right now is the theoretical assumptions that a close gearing scenario beneath the hood, the bonnet, whatever way you want to skin that apple.

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Let's start that again.

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Fuck that.

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Critical goose theory could be another one as well where we bring a gaggle of geese into the back of the fucking AMG.

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Of course, we're not going to drink any gray goose while striving.

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We're not going to advocate for any.

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I never goose and drive.

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I always save that goose for the end of the session when things are getting a little bit loose.

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And you better believe that it's going to be getting loose and liquid.

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Assets are going to be liquid.

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Assets are going to be all over the show tonight.

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Inside the Miles dungeon.

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It's been well prepped all week.

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With lads from Pret.

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Who have downed tools in the evening and gone to work on getting everything ready inside the fucking dungeon for the 9-11 symposium.

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Which is what Dungan wanted to call it.

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And we've gone with that.

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We've gone with that as well.

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But I mean, it's not going to capture the mind of the youth, you know.

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The symposium title was more of a kind of, yeah, that's going to satisfy the old guard.

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You want to entice some of the new guard in as well, you know.

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The new blood.

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But look, he does it every year.

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It's his time to shine.

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A perfect blend of the historical account of the War on Terror.

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And cutting edge.

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Drum and bass.

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House.

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Trance.

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Techno.

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All of the above.

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Six DJs.

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Three subterranean rooms.

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A goose lounge.

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Access all areas.

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And then it goes on until 4pm the next day.

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Starts at 3am tonight or tomorrow morning.

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A few hours away.

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Until 4pm the next day.

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So, look, you're all invited.

219
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But I mean, doesn't mean you're going to get in.

220
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Do you know?

221
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American passports and Afghani passports, Iraqi passports.

222
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They all get in free.

223
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They all get in free.

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They all get in free.

225
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It's a coming together.

226
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It's a reckoning.

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It's none other.

228
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Than putting the pass to rights.

229
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Under the analysis of a critical goose theory die.

230
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And overcoming.

231
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Ranla, thank you very much.

232
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That bridge looks like the one on the M1.

233
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Up to the north.

234
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Over the Boeing.

235
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Thanks very much, Ranla.

236
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Very, very kind of you.

237
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Thank you.

238
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It actually does.

239
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Yeah, I just thought about that.

240
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I mean, it has kind of a...

241
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Samuel Beckett bridge over the Liffey vibe.

242
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That's what I would have said.

243
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But I mean, that's probably the one I'm more used to seeing.

244
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I don't really make too many trips up north.

245
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I have to say.

246
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It was in Belfast for a Miles Dungan primer.

247
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Not too long ago, actually.

248
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The black box.

249
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He absolutely tore the arse out of it.

250
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And a lot of people got angry and asked for the money back.

251
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Said it went on too long.

252
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,240
It was more that he stopped them from leaving, which was a fire hazard.

253
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They threatened to call the police.

254
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Dungan flipped the lid and said, give them the fucking money back and kick them out.

255
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I said, look, man.

256
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You don't lock people in.

257
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And smoke fags as well.

258
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,960
He thought it was an attack on his ego.

259
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I just saw it as pure basic safe health and safety standards.

260
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Kitty Boo, thanking you for the tip.

261
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This is not going well at all.

262
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And it's a real, real, a real crying shame.

263
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An absolute crying shame.

264
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I wonder, actually, if I was to go at it again.

265
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,660
Same scenario.

266
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Same gear ratio.

267
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:31,960
But with a more of a refined and experiential eye.

268
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Would I be able to get higher than fifth?

269
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,960
Or is it a case of fuck off to the cafe for a bit?

270
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,940
See how Luca and Sarah and all the guys are getting on there.

271
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Do a menu for them.

272
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And then come back when I've got a little bit more juice in the sluice.

273
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I'm not sure.

274
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No jabs for me.

275
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Thanks very much.

276
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CD-ROM.

277
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I hope you're getting on well, buddy.

278
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Pure backseat here.

279
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:02,340
But if you broke to the max, 80% modulate around that,

280
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you wouldn't lock up a national plowing championship.

281
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your way into another barrier.

282
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Thanks very much.

283
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Nuremberg.

284
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Nuremberg ring.

285
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Thank you very much.

286
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RT Autumn TV.

287
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Schedule.

288
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Critical brace theory.

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Where Connor and weekly guests up style Irish men to wear braces and trilby hats.

290
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Sponsored by Lewis Borland.

291
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And Reynolds.

292
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:25,960
And Reynolds.

293
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Sounds good.

294
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,000
Evan Ferguson.

295
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Thank you very much for the tip.

296
00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:33,840
Sounds something.

297
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:34,280
All right.

298
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Yeah.

299
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Creamy, screamy dreams.

300
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If you're getting on well there.

301
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Chat box.

302
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CL Quib.

303
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Lucas Salt and Pepper.

304
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Seasoning might add something to the situation.

305
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,240
It sounds good.

306
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,940
It sounds good.

307
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,620
Ah, fucking fifth, you know.

308
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,380
It's nothing really too much to be excited about.

309
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:59,800
But 13,500 cred retarooners.

310
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Pff.

311
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Are you gonna sneeze at that?

312
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:04,860
At the fucking current climate?

313
00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:05,680
The way things are?

314
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,660
I don't think so.

315
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Billboard Baggins.

316
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,040
Thank you very much for that tip.

317
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,520
Very, very kind of you there.

318
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:15,560
It's almost six o'clock.

319
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I tell you.

320
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It really is.

321
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:20,560
Almost.

322
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Twelve o'clock.

323
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Well, in 15 minutes time anyway.

324
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,420
In 15 minutes time anyway.

325
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Bye.

326
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Bye.

327
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Bye.

328
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Bye.

329
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Bye.

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Bye.

331
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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

401
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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

411
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Bye.

412
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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

416
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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

419
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Bye.

420
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Bye.

421
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Bye.

422
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Bye.

423
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Bye.

424
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Bye.

425
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Bye.

426
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Bye.

427
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Bye.

428
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Bye.

429
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Bye.

430
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:34,060
We're back here.

431
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:38,880
We're at the Gran Turismo Cafeteria.

432
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,280
None other than Ed Welburn.

433
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,400
We might get a word with Ed soon enough.

434
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,460
Ed and his lovely head.

435
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,160
Trophies?

436
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,540
Yeah, we've got a few in the cabinet.

437
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,580
Making lasagna.

438
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,720
Thanks very much for the tip.

439
00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:05,280
And Billboard Baggins.

440
00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:05,940
Thank you very much.

441
00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:09,460
French hot hatches.

442
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,840
Let's have a little look at this.

443
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:14,860
We've already got a Renault Clio RS 220 Trophy 16.

444
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,440
That's in the garage.

445
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,560
But we need to get our hands on what I was espousing to the chat.

446
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:26,020
I think Mortenator was asking about what this French hatch he wanted.

447
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,540
Or was it a Renault he wanted?

448
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,800
I recommended the 208 GTI Peugeot Sport.

449
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,640
Let's get our hands on that.

450
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:38,320
How do we get our hands on those cars without buying them?

451
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,860
What race do we have to win to acquire them?

452
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,700
Jane's of Jane's Borough Fiend.

453
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:44,360
Thank you very much.

454
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,240
A few sticks of Heinemite could really blow the race scene right open.

455
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,780
Don't drink and drive, Jane's.

456
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,240
But I mean, you can have one yourself.

457
00:46:54,460 --> 00:47:00,620
At the moment, I just like to keep sequestered and away and just ready to race.

458
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:06,780
And I think that's kind of the beauty of the Sam Pell lifestyle.

459
00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:09,980
It's nothing too asymptacious.

460
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,300
It's luxury.

461
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,480
It's elegant.

462
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,940
And it's simplicity as well in a can.

463
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,180
You're not going to get too many people going for that.

464
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,840
That's just another string to its magnificent bow if you ask me.

465
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:26,320
It's understated.

466
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,240
And it's really, really good.

467
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,280
Marks and Sparks shirt.

468
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,120
Thanks very much.

469
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,180
So we need to get this Sardinia road track.

470
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,360
There's a spending credits.

471
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,120
Lightweight.

472
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:42,780
How to acquire Brand Central.

473
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,500
Oh, so they just want us to buy the machine.

474
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:49,400
Sardinia road track.

475
00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,120
Competing the World Circuits race.

476
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,700
Or we go to Sardinia.

477
00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:58,280
Let's fuck off to Sardinia and do a race there.

478
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,280
World track there.

479
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:02,960
World track there.

480
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,360
Sardinia.

481
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,100
Let's have a look.

482
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,000
Here we go.

483
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,920
Sunday Cup.

484
00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:14,520
No limit.

485
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:15,620
Beautiful.

486
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:20,940
Beautiful stuff.

487
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:30,500
To just finesse that chroma key.

488
00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:32,220
Bear with me there.

489
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:39,100
Just need to finesse the chroma key because it's taking the luxury down a couple of notches.

490
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,960
I don't want it to be any less than high notches.

491
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:47,680
But then the beat kicks in.

492
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:51,560
This is kind of the flavor we're going for as well.

493
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:51,980
Smitty.

494
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,440
Thanks very much for the tip, man.

495
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,840
Enjoying the stream of the cold one.

496
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,800
Sam Pell, of course.

497
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,080
No bother.

498
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,880
But that's what we're going for tonight.

499
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:00,900
Dungeon till dawn.

500
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,720
There's going to be a few dungeon monsters.

501
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:05,980
Wide-eyed weavers.

502
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,620
Look at those hay bales.

503
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,500
It's like something by Cezanne or fucking Degas.

504
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,740
Elevated luxury.

505
00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:20,360
Jake Butler.

506
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,240
Is it a real track?

507
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:21,940
You know it, baby.

508
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:25,960
Check out the backlog of fucking GT Soundscapes, baby.

509
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,260
Talking GT5 2011.

510
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,260
Not really lauded as the best in the canon.

511
00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:38,260
But I have to say, the soundtrack was phenomenal.

512
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,740
I personally actually love it more than any other fucking installment.

513
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,800
Although, looking at these sights and scenes in the Sardinian landscape.

514
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,340
Got the Windy Miller.

515
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:49,700
Anderson's there.

516
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:53,020
And you've got those big, beautiful mountains.

517
00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:55,920
It's growing on me.

518
00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:57,860
It's really growing on me.

519
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,360
I think Zurich are heavily involved in the sponsorship of this race as well.

520
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,660
Enjoying the stream with a cold one.

521
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:06,520
SP, of course.

522
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,280
No bother, Smitty.

523
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,380
Thanks very much for the tip.

524
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:11,440
Let's get going here and win ourselves a lovely Renault.

525
00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:12,400
Two laps.

526
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,860
Nothing too hectic at all.

527
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,500
At all.

528
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,280
Got a beautiful machine.

529
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:18,420
AMG Prime.

530
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,360
No limits on it.

531
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:19,360
No limits on it.

532
00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:20,160
Sports tires.

533
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,300
Regular tuned engine.

534
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:23,760
Nothing too hectic at all.

535
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:26,820
But it's just going to absolutely piss it.

536
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,300
Let's get that Activia going.

537
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,080
Jamie O'Donoghue.

538
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,040
Is this a new stream?

539
00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:42,180
No, it's an old one, man.

540
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,180
I'm just answering your chat from the past.

541
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,600
Maybe you can watch tomorrow in the future.

542
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,660
Whatever way you want to skin that apple, bud.

543
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,160
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

544
00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:55,900
Whatever way you want to lick that lid.

545
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:57,820
I'm here for you.

546
00:50:58,540 --> 00:50:59,380
Sounded a bit weird.

547
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,180
The stream is going to be there.

548
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,660
Don't see me like this.

549
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:13,260
I don't want you to see me like this.

550
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:31,160
Don't tell anyone this is how I live.

551
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:39,160
And Daramac.

552
00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:41,580
Daramac beat me to it with the meme.

553
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:43,760
And you got it right.

554
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,160
And I said, don't tell anybody this is how I live.

555
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,120
But it actually was.

556
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,380
I don't want anybody to know how I live.

557
00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:54,240
Look at these pit crew guys.

558
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,040
Just primed and ready.

559
00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:59,500
In a real pit stance.

560
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,000
And what you don't know.

561
00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:11,400
Could fill a book.

562
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,820
But what I can tell you.

563
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,900
Is that the cereal based.

564
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,080
Bio activated yogurt.

565
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,080
Isn't essential for keeping good.

566
00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:22,640
Good gut health.

567
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:26,480
And a message that was relayed to me.

568
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:27,860
By none other.

569
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:29,640
Than Fox News.

570
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,600
Fire brand.

571
00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:32,980
Topical newsman.

572
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,280
Greg Gutfeld.

573
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,720
An absolutely sensational show.

574
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,540
I always make sure to tune into that.

575
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,680
I'm willing to go out on a limb.

576
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,000
Say.

577
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:46,140
Gutfeld.

578
00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:48,960
Supersede Seinfeld.

579
00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:52,160
In every shape and form.

580
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,640
I know there's going to be a few people gutted about that.

581
00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,580
There's nothing I can do.

582
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:12,340
Essential performance enhancing yogurt.

583
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,600
Probably banned.

584
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,340
Hope I don't fail a test afterwards.

585
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:21,160
Right.

586
00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:21,680
Tell you what.

587
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:23,060
I'll just do a Rio Ferdinand.

588
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,500
And fuck off.

589
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:26,000
As soon as I get the car pitted.

590
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:28,140
See you later lads.

591
00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,160
Can't stay for the drinks.

592
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:29,540
I'm off.

593
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:31,620
Sorry.

594
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,220
I forgot about the test lads.

595
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,440
Yeah.

596
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,380
They're clamping down on bioactivity.

597
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,620
Because they say it's just giving you the fucking edge.

598
00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:40,980
You know.

599
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,240
Whoa.

600
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:43,360
Whoa.

601
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:43,440
Whoa.

602
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:43,720
Whoa.

603
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,180
Blaster fucking Fallon and Burns off there.

604
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:47,080
Sorry about that.

605
00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:50,240
Sorry if you lost your fucking ear holes there.

606
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:51,240
Mmm.

607
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:51,780
Danone.

608
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:52,640
Thanks very much.

609
00:53:52,740 --> 00:53:53,900
Kevin McKevinface.

610
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,180
Thanks very much for the tipping.

611
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:57,720
Lick that lid.

612
00:53:57,820 --> 00:53:58,960
Thank you very much as well.

613
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:01,820
It's like we've got a few lid lickers out there.

614
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,420
They walk among us.

615
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:06,480
They walk among us.

616
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,580
Look at this track.

617
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,720
It's sumptuous.

618
00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:10,640
Don't think I've even raced.

619
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:11,820
It says I've raced it.

620
00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:13,160
Can't remember that.

621
00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:13,960
It says I've won it.

622
00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:15,980
This is sumptuous man.

623
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,560
Don't remember those Windy Millers.

624
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,500
Look at that.

625
00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:22,680
See you later man.

626
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,800
See you later.

627
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,120
And I'm off this fucking side hatch as well.

628
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,940
That's what happens when you're driving overpowered yoke.

629
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,340
Don't worry about it though.

630
00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,760
We'll make ground again.

631
00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:37,680
We'll find our time on the straights.

632
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:42,200
And we'll manage to make sure we do good with our tires on the Tarmacadam.

633
00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:46,580
Just coast and you know.

634
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,440
It doesn't have to go full lock.

635
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,080
Don't have to go full gas.

636
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,520
You can just gas from super grass.

637
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,560
Gas from super grass.

638
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,300
Just around the corner there.

639
00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,120
And look at that.

640
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,660
Classic Golf GTI there is it.

641
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:03,620
Up ahead.

642
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:05,260
Not Lopez.

643
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:07,060
Not the yoke that Lopez is driving.

644
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:07,260
No.

645
00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:11,420
Which is a Lancia.

646
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,600
From the back it looks like an old Golf.

647
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,020
These guys are grist to the mill for me.

648
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,200
Dungans and flagons.

649
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,480
Thank you very much there for the tip.

650
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,200
See the arse of this car here.

651
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,480
Looks like a Golf.

652
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,920
Beautiful yoke.

653
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,020
Lovely stuff here.

654
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:42,800
Just coming in hot.

655
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,520
Sardinia.

656
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:44,960
Finished that first lap.

657
00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:46,980
Just behind the two boys.

658
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:48,140
Overtook them though.

659
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,760
As we head into this last lapinho.

660
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,120
Which should.

661
00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:54,260
Yield.

662
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:55,520
A Renault Clio.

663
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,940
Straight to the barrier there.

664
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,200
Just goes to show.

665
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,640
How overpowered.

666
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:00,940
The yoke I'm driving.

667
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:01,580
And if anything.

668
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:02,820
It's set us up.

669
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:03,580
For something.

670
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:04,580
Of an exciting.

671
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,700
Final lap here.

672
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:06,380
As we weave.

673
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,000
In and out.

674
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:09,040
The windmills.

675
00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:10,080
And I gotta say.

676
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,360
That.

677
00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:13,380
Essence.

678
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:14,240
Of sustainability.

679
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,020
And green.

680
00:56:16,180 --> 00:56:16,760
Forward thinking.

681
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,540
Is exactly what is necessary.

682
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:19,400
Going forward.

683
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,800
For most businesses.

684
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,400
As well.

685
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,920
As I said to you last week.

686
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:25,140
I only got a fucking.

687
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:25,880
Recycle bin.

688
00:56:25,940 --> 00:56:26,800
Last Tuesday.

689
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:27,900
Do you know.

690
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:28,400
I used to think.

691
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,280
Why should I be.

692
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,000
Wasting my bloody time.

693
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,200
Separating waste.

694
00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:35,040
And cleaning out.

695
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,660
Pots and yolks.

696
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,180
And whatever.

697
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:38,780
But um.

698
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,780
Then I found out.

699
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:42,520
That uh.

700
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,240
I could impress.

701
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,020
This person I knew.

702
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:48,980
Who has an opening.

703
00:56:48,980 --> 00:56:50,040
With the uh.

704
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:51,720
Fucking.

705
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,600
Arty Autumn.

706
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,780
Schedule crowd.

707
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,340
Because they're.

708
00:56:56,540 --> 00:56:56,880
They were.

709
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,380
Pure green in the head.

710
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,260
Gone pure green.

711
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:01,020
In the mind.

712
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:01,780
Uh.

713
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:02,920
Shitting on the whole time.

714
00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:05,200
So I went down to Woody's.

715
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:05,660
And.

716
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,580
And really recalibrated.

717
00:57:07,580 --> 00:57:08,560
My waste.

718
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:09,760
And disposal.

719
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,160
Facility.

720
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:11,960
Situation.

721
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:12,640
Mindset.

722
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:13,940
And uh.

723
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,500
Got five bins.

724
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:16,040
One for.

725
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,660
Normal crud.

726
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:18,940
Another for plastic.

727
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:19,740
Another for metal.

728
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,800
Another for glass.

729
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,140
Got a biohazardous.

730
00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:25,500
Mulch waste bin.

731
00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,520
And another one as well.

732
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:27,920
And then.

733
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,280
Invited the booking.

734
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:30,100
Around for dinner.

735
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,420
And a couple of his.

736
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:34,740
Co-pros as well.

737
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:35,820
It's gonna be a co-pro.

738
00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:38,720
And said.

739
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,140
I'm pure green man.

740
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:41,600
Green about the gills.

741
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,900
And I'm ready to make.

742
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,440
Great quality programming.

743
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,060
For the autumn schedule bud.

744
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,120
Where do I sign up?

745
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:49,800
And I.

746
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,500
Showed them the show reel.

747
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,340
Listen to that tune lads.

748
00:57:54,340 --> 00:58:12,300
Beautiful Mora.

749
00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:15,800
Sodom and Gomorrah.

750
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:17,540
Let's have some more of that.

751
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:18,140
Mopman.

752
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,080
European Sunday Cup.

753
00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:22,080
400 Sardinia road track.

754
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:27,260
Brilliant stuff.

755
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:28,920
Seven.

756
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,080
Only 7,000 credits.

757
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:33,080
What an absolute.

758
00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:36,060
Insult.

759
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:38,300
To that achievement.

760
00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:40,760
Disgusting stuff.

761
00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:42,280
Let's go straight to the podium.

762
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:42,940
For this one.

763
00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:43,400
Where I'm.

764
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,320
I'm hoping to.

765
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,800
Get some of that pent up.

766
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:49,180
Aggro out there.

767
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:49,840
To the people.

768
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:53,040
Well.

769
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:53,360
Well.

770
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:53,800
Well.

771
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,760
If it isn't.

772
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,300
The legions.

773
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,060
Of adoring.

774
00:58:58,060 --> 00:58:59,020
Race fans.

775
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,080
Who've come to see.

776
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:00,840
Me.

777
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:01,520
Clean up.

778
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,320
Yet again.

779
00:59:03,660 --> 00:59:04,300
Wholeheartedly.

780
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:06,300
And thoroughly.

781
00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:08,080
Around this track.

782
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,300
Out in Sardinia.

783
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:12,000
Italians.

784
00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:13,520
I tell you this.

785
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,080
You don't know nothing.

786
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,220
Until you've seen it.

787
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,980
And you ain't seen shit yet.

788
00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:19,300
It's gonna get spicy.

789
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,260
That's true.

790
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:21,560
But I gotta say.

791
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,400
Seven grand creds.

792
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,120
What's going on?

793
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:27,440
I know there's a cost living crisis.

794
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:28,940
And that there's.

795
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:30,660
Attacks on grain.

796
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:30,980
And.

797
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,640
And all that kind of shit.

798
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:33,820
But.

799
00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:35,040
Come on lads.

800
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,340
It's a fucking joke.

801
00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:39,960
Absolute joke.

802
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,460
No offense to Italians.

803
00:59:42,460 --> 00:59:44,200
In general.

804
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,340
But for me to come here.

805
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:50,100
And race that track.

806
00:59:50,180 --> 00:59:51,240
The way I did.

807
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,420
And for you to insult me.

808
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:56,460
Yeah.

809
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,640
The gold trophy's good.

810
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:57,920
Yeah.

811
00:59:57,980 --> 00:59:58,600
I'll have that.

812
00:59:58,680 --> 00:59:59,740
I'll put that in the cabinet.

813
01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:02,740
But what's gonna go inside that trough.

814
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,720
It's a big cup.

815
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,160
It's a big spinning cup.

816
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,300
Nothing in it.

817
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:10,220
I could fill that with a few fifties.

818
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,280
That might make.

819
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,500
Seven thousand credits.

820
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:16,240
But it's not gonna fill it to the rim lads.

821
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:18,300
For fuck's sake.

822
01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:19,060
Get a grip.

823
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,480
And get a grip.

824
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:21,540
And get a grip now.

825
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,800
Before it gets out of hand.

826
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:23,580
I'm going back.

827
01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:24,720
Racing this track again.

828
01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:26,000
Probably before the night is out.

829
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,180
I've got a dungeon to see to.

830
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,580
We've got the 7-11.

831
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:32,460
I beg your pardon.

832
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:33,320
9-11.

833
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:34,440
Symposium.

834
01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:38,740
And we've even had to rain Dungan in.

835
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,760
I've had a lot of busy.

836
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,440
You don't know how heavy the week has been.

837
01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,720
I've been up to my absolute tits.

838
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,960
And this is the way you treat me.

839
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,560
A true champion of the track.

840
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:52,700
Sardinian Dream Beast.

841
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,600
I dare say you've ever seen a Dream Beast drive.

842
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,880
as fast in your life.

843
01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:01,240
9am in fucking Sydney guys.

844
01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:03,580
9am in Sydney.

845
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:05,340
And midnight here.

846
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:08,840
You'd know it if you have ever had it in front of you.

847
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:09,780
But you haven't.

848
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,800
Let me just take another little spoonful of fucking Activia.

849
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,220
I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you guys.

850
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:19,440
Italy.

851
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,300
I am addressing Italy now.

852
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:27,360
Thank you so much for your applause and adoration.

853
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,600
Very nice of you.

854
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,200
But it has to be said.

855
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,280
You're not going to get me back.

856
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,440
Unless you've up the purse.

857
01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:37,940
It's a fucking joke.

858
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:38,880
Thanks very much.

859
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,680
We'll see you later.

860
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:44,340
Actually I'm just going to have a spoonful.

861
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,200
And you're going to watch.

862
01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:45,680
You're.

863
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:46,940
Yeah Italy.

864
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,080
You're going to watch me.

865
01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:49,860
Have a few spoonful.

866
01:01:50,860 --> 01:01:51,760
Spoon fills.

867
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,580
Of Activia.

868
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:55,340
Because that's the least you deserve.

869
01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:58,100
For paying such a pittance.

870
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:08,100
Spent all.

871
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,000
All week trying to rein the dung.

872
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,180
The dung ball in.

873
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:14,380
On the phone with fucking Sandico.

874
01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:16,180
Pulling our fucking hair out.

875
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,660
Trying to get this thing up and running.

876
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,100
Have.

877
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,420
I won little race in Sardinia.

878
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,080
I win it.

879
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:24,620
You'd think you'd fucking.

880
01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:25,860
Renumerate.

881
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:26,980
Remunerate me.

882
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,300
Or whatever the word is.

883
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:28,300
I'm.

884
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:28,300
I'm.

885
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:33,480
Chances.

886
01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:35,860
Absolute chances.

887
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:38,420
Whatever.

888
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:41,500
See you later Hans.

889
01:02:43,420 --> 01:02:44,060
Hells.

890
01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:45,320
Don't last a flash.

891
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:45,880
Yeah.

892
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,860
Dungan is.

893
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,480
Is all set to go.

894
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:48,760
Really.

895
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:49,640
He's all set to blow.

896
01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:51,200
We were out at his the other night.

897
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,740
And he was showing us a few select cuts.

898
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:55,820
Beautiful.

899
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,260
But I had to say.

900
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,000
Dung ball.

901
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,340
You're going to have to lose the Abu Ghraib shot.

902
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:01,980
Because he.

903
01:03:01,980 --> 01:03:04,320
He'd stuck in a few images from that.

904
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:04,660
You know.

905
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:06,000
The Lindy England shit.

906
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:07,320
I said.

907
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:08,780
We don't want to.

908
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,460
We don't want to look as if we're promoting that stuff.

909
01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:12,760
You know.

910
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,480
He's going off the deep end.

911
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:14,820
Is he?

912
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,100
I don't know.

913
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:17,340
I think he's pushing it a bit.

914
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:17,640
You know.

915
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,980
What do you think about that?

916
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,960
Which photos is he using?

917
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:25,740
You know that.

918
01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:26,460
The Pailan.

919
01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:27,040
Yeah.

920
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:27,840
The Pailan.

921
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:29,980
All the lads.

922
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:30,300
Yeah.

923
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:31,920
Sausage is out.

924
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:34,680
While it's naked.

925
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:35,500
Doing the pyramid.

926
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:35,820
Yeah.

927
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,180
What about the woman's feather with the bag?

928
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:40,540
He had that one as well.

929
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:41,120
9-11.

930
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,120
Anthrax.

931
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:42,980
Panic scare.

932
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:43,980
Lovely.

933
01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:45,540
Terror alert.

934
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,240
Orange.

935
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:47,180
Nice.

936
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,580
Tour of Borough.

937
01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:49,360
Bang, bang.

938
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,720
Fantastic.

939
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,640
Pakistani nights.

940
01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:53,620
Unbelievable.

941
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,120
Invasion of Iraq 2003.

942
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:57,940
Animal.

943
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:01,540
With a Hans Blix megamix to predate that.

944
01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:02,540
Delicious.

945
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,680
He's got Colin Powell at the UN.

946
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:05,760
Animal.

947
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,600
Bangaliza Rice.

948
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:14,060
He said that was a curveball where he's just got a lot of images of Condoleezza Rice.

949
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:19,240
And he's photoshopped in images of her holding a bong.

950
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,440
And with red eyes.

951
01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:25,820
But you know, Dungball, you have to really rein him in.

952
01:04:26,980 --> 01:04:31,640
He was in the group chat there the other day saying he's been killed consulting up for the last two months, you know.

953
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,280
That's what I said.

954
01:04:33,280 --> 01:05:03,260
*music*

955
01:05:03,260 --> 01:05:33,240
*music*

956
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,240
*music*

957
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:39,240
*music*

958
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,240
*music*

959
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,240
*music*

960
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,240
*music*

961
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,240
*music*

962
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,240
*music*

963
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,240
*music*

964
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,240
*music*

965
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,240
*music*

966
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,240
*music*

967
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,240
*music*

968
01:05:59,240 --> 01:05:59,240
*music*

969
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,240
*music*

970
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,240
*music*

971
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:03,240
*music*

972
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:03,240
*music*

973
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:03,240
*music*

974
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,240
*music*

975
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,240
*music*

976
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,240
*music*

977
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,240
*music*

978
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,240
*music*

979
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,240
*music*

980
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:39,220
Thank you.

981
01:06:39,220 --> 01:07:09,200
Thank you.

982
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,200
Thank you.

983
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,200
Thank you.

984
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,200
Thank you.

985
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,200
Thank you.

986
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,200
Thank you.

987
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,200
Thank you.

988
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,200
Thank you.

989
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,200
Thank you.

990
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,200
Thank you.

991
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:27,200
Thank you.

992
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,200
Thank you.

993
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,200
Thank you.

994
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,200
Thank you.

995
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,200
Thank you.

996
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,200
Thank you.

997
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:37,200
Thank you.

998
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,200
Thank you.

999
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,200
Thank you.

1000
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,200
Thank you.

1001
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,200
Thank you.

1002
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:58,140
solidly, fairly solidly, fairly solidly. Maybe might have to start putting out some different

1003
01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:03,140
flags for other people. I think if you got the Afghan, you got the American, you got the

1004
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:13,420
NATO, but then the Afghans, there might be a contingency who are upset with the NATO flag.

1005
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:38,640
But then I'll have to match NATO with some kind of eastern, eastern block of militaristic bad boys, but you don't want to go down the ISIS route. Fucking nightmare. Putting up a Taliban flag or an ISIS flag in the middle of Dublin, it's just not going to work.

1006
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:57,460
Tunes coming from the dungeon right now. DJ Jim Kenny rocking the fucking main stage. Subterranean, we've got live feed from that.

1007
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:24,880
Plopping the spark into the tumbler. Doorbell rings. There's no fucking door. It's Giuseppe Grumbler, an old friend. Magic handshakes abound. And his new missus. She dab hands bottle caps for fandangos while your missus comes in with the tango. Round of applause, m'lady.

1008
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:47,040
A bit of camp braggadocio brings slight relief. What's going on there? Are they spaghetti slurpers? Garlic burpers? Another splash. Who's he? Italian rambunctions. Pure grumptions. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Mezzagernan rustic peasant vibes, except everyone's a high earning strawberry creamer. It's insane.

1009
01:09:47,220 --> 01:10:01,860
Finger drumming the rim until she starts to sing. And a fork full of fruit straight into the toot. It's about to take a turn. No way. Double trouble. Unbelievable. It's getting cozy. Anything could happen. With San Pellegrino. Bring your best.

1010
01:10:03,220 --> 01:10:22,720
You're actually just inside the brand central here. Looking to update our collection. Because we didn't win a bloody car. In that last race. We came first. They never gave us anything. We have to go to the showroom direct. And acquire this yoke here.

1011
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:39,260
So let me purchase 30,000 creds. Yeah, I have 4.3 million creds there. Actually, I did a load of circuit experience. But I mean, I say a load. Probably done 5 or 6 circuit experience. Fully gold troved.

1012
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:51,620
There's probably like another 25 circuits or something. I can't imagine how long it's going to take. But a great way to make a bit of cash. If you're stuck, get on down to the circuit experience.

1013
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:56,820
If you think about the amount of tracks that we haven't unlocked. Let's have a quick look here. And go to our world map.

1014
01:10:58,060 --> 01:11:06,400
And we can see. We've only managed to achieve. Probably about a quarter of what we could fully achieve.

1015
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:16,300
There's 3 out of 13 tracks. In America. We've only done 6 out of 15 in Europe. 5 out of 9 in Asia. And Oceania.

1016
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:21,660
Speaking of Asia. Steely Dan vibes on this sort of stuff here.

1017
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:30,280
It's an old favourite. We haven't got...

1018
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,160
I mean, we still haven't got access to the ring.

1019
01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:37,860
You know, that's going to be a big, big scenario when it happens.

1020
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:40,500
I'm actually going to have to pause production.

1021
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:47,240
And the lifestyle updates for the one show which I've been asked to make.

1022
01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:52,740
Oops, did I say that? Did I say that? Did I let the cat out the bug?

1023
01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:06,080
Didn't mean that. Didn't mean that. What's the news saying? Quick, change the subject.

1024
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,740
Maya Angelou.

1025
01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:18,080
Race against time. That's terrible. That is terrible.

1026
01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,740
Let's have a look at our menu while we're just...

1027
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,180
Waiting for the next...

1028
01:12:25,180 --> 01:12:27,820
Spanish FA President Rubiales.

1029
01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,560
He's going to resign over the smooch.

1030
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:34,880
Where's the cafe?

1031
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:35,660
There's the cafe.

1032
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:39,280
So we need one final car to complete our fucking collection.

1033
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,200
Our menu book.

1034
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,220
NATO Nation. Thanks very much.

1035
01:12:45,340 --> 01:12:48,560
DS Automobile. DS3 Racing 11.

1036
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:51,120
Have a quick look there.

1037
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,580
Goose mic.

1038
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,340
Thanks for letting me know.

1039
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:00,100
I was still on the goose mic there.

1040
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:01,480
Sorry.

1041
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:02,680
And apologies as well.

1042
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:08,060
So a DS...

1043
01:13:08,060 --> 01:13:09,100
A DS11.

1044
01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:10,200
It's a brand.

1045
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,960
It's a manufacturer I'm not familiar with.

1046
01:13:14,740 --> 01:13:15,780
But here we go.

1047
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,280
Let's see.

1048
01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:18,000
Let's see.

1049
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:19,780
Oh, that's the garage.

1050
01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:19,880
Garage.

1051
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:33,560
Would you not open a few of the gifts?

1052
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:35,460
I have gifts.

1053
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,220
Let's have a look.

1054
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,420
Maybe the gifts I have are the cars I need.

1055
01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:50,540
Well, these are going to be...

1056
01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:51,660
It's a roulette wheel.

1057
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,240
Pile of cash.

1058
01:14:00,380 --> 01:14:01,400
Very nice.

1059
01:14:01,580 --> 01:14:04,800
It's great to have a bit of fucking cash in the bank.

1060
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:09,480
Especially when you've only got 4.3 million credits.

1061
01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:12,620
The extra 10 grand will go a long way.

1062
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,800
We've got another one.

1063
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:18,800
Just as...

1064
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,920
It's a...

1065
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:20,440
Whoa.

1066
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,960
It's a fucking spin world.

1067
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:25,560
It's a spinny, spinny situation here.

1068
01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:30,600
And another fat pile of fucking wanga.

1069
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,400
Throw it to the pile.

1070
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:39,800
That fucking spare room's gonna look like Scrooge McDuck's fucking...

1071
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,300
Whatever that thing he had was.

1072
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,240
Full of gold.

1073
01:14:45,340 --> 01:14:47,500
Don't know how he actually used to dive into that.

1074
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,160
Head first without dying.

1075
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:52,920
Because you'd hit a fucking solid mass of coin.

1076
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,140
His little duck head.

1077
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:57,560
Would just...

1078
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,440
Fucking...

1079
01:14:58,440 --> 01:14:58,820
What do I mean?

1080
01:14:59,260 --> 01:14:59,760
It's...

1081
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:00,780
Look, it was a cartoon.

1082
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,560
And at the end of the day, it doesn't have to make sense.

1083
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:05,420
And it was a great cartoon as well.

1084
01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:06,320
Duck tales.

1085
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:13,520
Remember the game for the NES when you had the quack shot.

1086
01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:15,940
Great times.

1087
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:18,000
Halloween costume.

1088
01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:18,760
Thanks very much.

1089
01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:19,500
Some...

1090
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,860
Sometime the car you need is the car you had all along.

1091
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,320
Thank you very much for the tip.

1092
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:41,720
Another lovely wheel spin scenario.

1093
01:15:51,060 --> 01:15:54,400
Another five grand, John.

1094
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:57,600
Every little helps, buddy.

1095
01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,400
Every little helps.

1096
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:20,020
A lovely racing computer.

1097
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:20,900
Chipset.

1098
01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:24,900
Fully customizable computer for the Toyota Supra.

1099
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:27,080
Loving that stuff.

1100
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,400
And the prizes just keep on going.

1101
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,280
We've got one more left.

1102
01:16:31,340 --> 01:16:32,780
A three-star roulette ticket.

1103
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:34,700
Let's go for it.

1104
01:16:35,620 --> 01:16:37,180
Let's really level up.

1105
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:49,320
An original duck nasty.

1106
01:16:50,660 --> 01:16:53,240
10,000 Turismo credit Tinos.

1107
01:16:53,740 --> 01:16:56,660
What an exciting element of the game.

1108
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:59,340
I'm really glad that they put this into the game.

1109
01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:01,100
It's definitely not boring.

1110
01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:03,560
Definitely doesn't...

1111
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:09,520
It definitely wouldn't have been better if they just gave you the money straight away into the hand when you did the race or whatever.

1112
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,120
They make you sit through that.

1113
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:12,800
But look.

1114
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:14,220
There we are.

1115
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,420
And here we were.

1116
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:19,020
Porridge.

1117
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,980
Thank you very much for the tip.

1118
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:23,280
You said more Goose Mike.

1119
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:25,340
Hopefully I'm not on Goose Mike there.

1120
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:28,700
Right.

1121
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:29,600
Where are we going?

1122
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,000
Brand Central to get a DC or something.

1123
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:38,700
We're completing our French Hot Hatch Collection Symposium Dream Set.

1124
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:40,940
I'm really glad that you could join us for this.

1125
01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:44,000
We're going to be looking at some of the best French Hot Hatches.

1126
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:45,660
No doubt when we get to the cafeteria.

1127
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:50,480
There's going to be a beautiful scene of landscapes.

1128
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,260
Something to behold if you've never been around the world.

1129
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,800
Not a fan of this tune.

1130
01:18:01,980 --> 01:18:03,140
Not a fan of this tune.

1131
01:18:03,260 --> 01:18:04,760
Whatever this fucking tune is.

1132
01:18:11,540 --> 01:18:13,380
DS Automobilis.

1133
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:17,900
And that's it.

1134
01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:20,600
What is this?

1135
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:22,560
An electric monstrosity or what?

1136
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,060
Noir Obsidian.

1137
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,060
Great stuff.

1138
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,140
I know Eddie Hobbes.

1139
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,200
He's created his own fully electric model.

1140
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,180
Called the Hobbesidian.

1141
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,700
I'm not sure if that's anything to do with these guys.

1142
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:39,200
But I mean.

1143
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,220
The Noir Obsidian.

1144
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:41,840
Do you want to change into it?

1145
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:42,700
Yeah.

1146
01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:43,260
Go on.

1147
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:49,420
So that's a Citroen.

1148
01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:51,280
That's what DS Racing is.

1149
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:56,040
And this is the tune that's going to be on.

1150
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,360
Just as sun rises.

1151
01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,020
Tomorrow morning.

1152
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:03,260
As Dungball.

1153
01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:09,200
Metamorphosizes into his final form.

1154
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,360
As a dung beetle.

1155
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,600
It's going to be a Kafkaesque.

1156
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,820
Drum and bass.

1157
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:15,780
Deep house.

1158
01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:17,180
Dream set.

1159
01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:20,140
With nightmaristic tendencies and tones.

1160
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:21,980
Flashbacks.

1161
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,460
Afghanistan.

1162
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:24,720
Tora Bora.

1163
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,260
Taliban.

1164
01:19:30,620 --> 01:19:31,540
Over to Iraq.

1165
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,800
The Medi Army.

1166
01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:35,100
Saddam.

1167
01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:36,700
Saddam in a hole.

1168
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:38,920
Uday and Qusey.

1169
01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:41,480
All the crew.

1170
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:42,900
The Republican Guard.

1171
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:45,200
Everything.

1172
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,640
It's going to be there man.

1173
01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:53,440
A Hutton Inquiry dream sequence as well.

1174
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,700
Featuring a tribute to Dr. David Kelly.

1175
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,860
And a real Alistair Campbell nightmare.

1176
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:05,380
Sidestep.

1177
01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:06,520
At one stage.

1178
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:11,320
It's going to be impressive stuff.

1179
01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,340
Let's get back to that cafe.

1180
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:17,180
I'm getting lost there in what's going to be happening in the Goose in the dungeon.

1181
01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:23,540
Donald Rumsfeld is going to feature heavily in it.

1182
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:23,860
Yeah.

1183
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:26,600
And it's night time.

1184
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:27,560
It's dusky here.

1185
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:34,140
We've completed our Turismo Cafe Hot Hatch menu book.

1186
01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:38,000
I think the cafe aesthetic.

1187
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:58,520
I think the whole cafe vibe is something I really want to go for in future kind of programs and lifestyle segments for the one show that I will hopefully be recommissioned to make as well.

1188
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:03,400
I think I mentioned something about it there earlier on.

1189
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,480
I mean it's going to be good.

1190
01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:05,940
It's going to be good.

1191
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:09,980
If you can bring me all three I might have a little reward wait if you have got them.

1192
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,160
And that's the collection done.

1193
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,620
The French Hot Hatch collection.

1194
01:21:14,740 --> 01:21:15,900
It's beautiful stuff guys.

1195
01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:19,240
It's rustic.

1196
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,880
We get to see the little movie there.

1197
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:24,420
Here we go.

1198
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:26,400
Check that out.

1199
01:21:27,260 --> 01:21:28,820
Eric Satie approves.

1200
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:36,260
Fretless bass on the Satie.

1201
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:41,780
Would you have ever believed it or dreamed it?

1202
01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:45,260
Hot Hatches complete.

1203
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,520
You've got all the cars.

1204
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,840
This completes your French Hot Hatches collection.

1205
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:57,760
Once you've collected your rewards I've got some stories to tell you about these cars.

1206
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:04,040
So we need to go and claim some rewards and then come back for your fucking stories.

1207
01:22:08,660 --> 01:22:09,380
Konzo's Cafe.

1208
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,480
Thank you very much.

1209
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,220
Maybe these are the stories he has right here.

1210
01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:24,460
Great stuff.

1211
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:25,720
Let's get going on this.

1212
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:30,880
Another time to be proud.

1213
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,980
France holds the distinction

1214
01:22:35,980 --> 01:22:43,020
of having hosted the world's first motor race way back in the 19th century.

1215
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:52,280
French manufacturers have been involved in motors for a very long time.

1216
01:22:53,620 --> 01:23:01,440
And over the years have tended to excel at producing sporty versions of small road cars.

1217
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:02,620
Renault.

1218
01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:05,540
The Renault Sports Hubbardy Edition.

1219
01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:13,900
Renault's motorsport division Renault Sport has made great sports cars from its Meg and Clio models.

1220
01:23:17,580 --> 01:23:23,420
Marty Morrissey drove one into the night last Tuesday weekday.

1221
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,580
He had to give it back.

1222
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:34,020
Marty loved that car like he was his son.

1223
01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:39,080
He used to drive it around at nighttime.

1224
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,320
Where people have gone to bed.

1225
01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:45,840
A crazy Renault Sport giving on tick.

1226
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:47,560
Don't say anything.

1227
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,820
A beautiful car if you can get one.

1228
01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:54,280
Even better if it's free.

1229
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:58,660
A lovely little loan of a lovely little Clio.

1230
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,100
Just between you and me.

1231
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:06,940
I'm gonna tell you what's wrong and what's right tonight.

1232
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:11,980
Behind the wheel of the yellow Renault shining bright.

1233
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:19,680
You know by the shining of the badge and the flick of the light.

1234
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,660
We're gonna be in Renault tonight.

1235
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,200
Blue, red and white.

1236
01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:30,280
The French flag on display in the backseat.

1237
01:24:32,740 --> 01:24:39,700
We're gonna drive from county to county to different GA matches during the championship season.

1238
01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:45,100
It's only right for the work that I put in.

1239
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:48,260
Where's my pudding?

1240
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,400
Tonight I'm eating pudding in.

1241
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:54,380
A beautiful Renault Sport.

1242
01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:57,780
Sticking on the butter account.

1243
01:24:57,780 --> 01:25:03,780
Another little machine to drive around town and stand proud.

1244
01:25:04,660 --> 01:25:06,760
Look to the horizon.

1245
01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:08,620
I look in the mirror.

1246
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:09,880
The rear view.

1247
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:14,780
And tell yourself that you did everything you could do.

1248
01:25:15,660 --> 01:25:16,940
To deserve this.

1249
01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:19,540
Cause tonight.

1250
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:19,660
Tonight.

1251
01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:22,920
Tonight we're driving.

1252
01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:27,860
Every goddamn car we see outside.

1253
01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:34,020
We're gonna drive every Renault we can get our hands on.

1254
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:36,120
Don't matter if we own it or not.

1255
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,500
Just stick it on the butter account.

1256
01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:48,260
I wanna treat every Renault Sport like it was my firstborn son.

1257
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:54,540
I wanna treat every piece of that car like it was somebody's mom.

1258
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,680
I wanna drive it up to town.

1259
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:01,120
Out to the beach on a weekend.

1260
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:07,500
Back to the countryside for a Sunday afternoon spin at night.

1261
01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:10,320
Reverse the roles.

1262
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:13,580
Reverse the roles.

1263
01:26:15,820 --> 01:26:16,180
Yeah.

1264
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,000
Alright.

1265
01:26:21,580 --> 01:26:22,980
Connor Williams here.

1266
01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:25,000
Just checking in with you.

1267
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:28,960
During a heartfelt moment where we appreciate Renault.

1268
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:30,960
They're a great brand.

1269
01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:33,200
And I for one.

1270
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:35,180
Really would.

1271
01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:36,620
Love.

1272
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:39,940
To get behind the wheel of one of their cars.

1273
01:26:39,940 --> 01:26:42,460
I have a social media presence.

1274
01:26:42,740 --> 01:26:45,980
Which could bode well with the manufacturer.

1275
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:48,280
Should I choose to utilize it.

1276
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:51,340
Maybe on a daily or weekly basis.

1277
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,660
Nothing too ostentatious.

1278
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:54,460
Just a.

1279
01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:55,900
You know.

1280
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,140
A kind of coincidental.

1281
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,320
Serendipitous post where the.

1282
01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:02,260
The machine is in the drive.

1283
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:02,580
Drive.

1284
01:27:05,580 --> 01:27:06,940
Socials are not the only.

1285
01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:08,940
Thing that I've got going as well.

1286
01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:11,900
Backhurst was on the blower.

1287
01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:14,340
It looks good to go.

1288
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:16,360
Six.

1289
01:27:16,860 --> 01:27:17,380
Lifestyle.

1290
01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:18,540
Segments.

1291
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,760
Going to be produced for the new autumn season.

1292
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,320
Different luxury items.

1293
01:27:23,620 --> 01:27:24,140
Elegance.

1294
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:25,860
Different luxury places.

1295
01:27:28,820 --> 01:27:30,020
I'll tell you something.

1296
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:32,280
I would love.

1297
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,940
A bit of that Renault action.

1298
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,000
A lovely barter situation.

1299
01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:36,980
If there is one going.

1300
01:27:37,900 --> 01:27:39,020
Don't want to be too.

1301
01:27:40,180 --> 01:27:41,100
Upfront about it.

1302
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:41,280
But.

1303
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:43,100
I've made my case.

1304
01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:44,220
And you know where I stand.

1305
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:44,400
Right.

1306
01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:44,520
Oh.

1307
01:27:44,540 --> 01:27:45,000
If you're watching.

1308
01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:46,360
Thanks very much.

1309
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,000
Peugeot's GTI.

1310
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:53,060
They're not really given any cars.

1311
01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:54,440
So we'll just go past them.

1312
01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:56,640
The Citroen as well.

1313
01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:58,560
I don't think they have a big presence.

1314
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:00,960
Or a relationship with RTE.

1315
01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:02,940
So there we go.

1316
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:04,880
Quintessential.

1317
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,800
French hot hatch experience.

1318
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,940
Incredibly enjoyable to drive.

1319
01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:10,360
Especially the one in the middle.

1320
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:15,800
Especially the one in the middle lads.

1321
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,220
If you can sort something out.

1322
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,660
If you can rustle something up.

1323
01:28:19,180 --> 01:28:20,360
I'll make sure.

1324
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,840
To bloody.

1325
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:24,960
To plug the fuck out of it.

1326
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:26,640
You know.

1327
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:27,760
Profile you know.

1328
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:30,000
Profile.

1329
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,420
We have another menu book.

1330
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,340
But we're not taking that.

1331
01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:46,300
We need to go back to our original.

1332
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,520
Race scenario circuit.

1333
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:52,040
I mean.

1334
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:52,600
I could get.

1335
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:53,000
Maybe.

1336
01:28:53,340 --> 01:28:54,080
Drive around.

1337
01:28:54,180 --> 01:28:55,780
The fucking Montrose car park.

1338
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:56,160
In that.

1339
01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:56,620
Right now.

1340
01:28:58,200 --> 01:28:59,340
Get something going.

1341
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,600
Could be something.

1342
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:05,320
Could be something.

1343
01:29:05,380 --> 01:29:05,880
I'm not sure.

1344
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,880
I was there during the week anyway.

1345
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:11,720
I rocked in to.

1346
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:13,400
Drop off the.

1347
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:14,960
Final edit.

1348
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:16,000
Of the piece.

1349
01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:17,540
It's going out on the one show.

1350
01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:19,900
Keep your eyes peeled for it.

1351
01:29:20,060 --> 01:29:21,880
Looks like it's going to be a nice piece.

1352
01:29:22,020 --> 01:29:23,800
And probably more follow ups as well.

1353
01:29:23,860 --> 01:29:24,260
They said.

1354
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:25,340
See how it goes.

1355
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:25,680
You know.

1356
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:26,920
It's called.

1357
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,660
Can I sound hell in a glove box.

1358
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:29,760
Welcome back.

1359
01:29:30,100 --> 01:29:32,740
There's been so much going on in the B-Day world.

1360
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:33,960
Conceptual.

1361
01:29:34,100 --> 01:29:34,640
Forward thinking.

1362
01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:36,280
Sustainable shit pieces.

1363
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:37,520
Geppetto Sexton.

1364
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,060
A sprinkle of magic.

1365
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:40,560
A twist of inspiration.

1366
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:43,100
A B-Day which breaks down the boundaries.

1367
01:29:43,660 --> 01:29:44,660
Electronically led.

1368
01:29:44,820 --> 01:29:46,680
Quite basic stuff when you think about it.

1369
01:29:46,740 --> 01:29:47,140
Of course.

1370
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:50,480
The ever increasing gentrification of Dublin city centre.

1371
01:29:50,660 --> 01:29:52,040
Provides ample opportunity.

1372
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:54,120
For implementing a B-Day strategy.

1373
01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,260
Which could be the envy of the world over.

1374
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:57,240
Maybe 2023.

1375
01:29:57,580 --> 01:29:58,720
It's going to be the year of the B-Day.

1376
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:01,780
If you're looking for something with a little bit more majestique.

1377
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:02,700
A little bit rococo.

1378
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,220
I suggest you check out the Jacks.

1379
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:06,960
The Kevin Barry recital room.

1380
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:09,480
Here at the National Concert Hall.

1381
01:30:09,620 --> 01:30:10,640
Come for the B-Day.

1382
01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:12,200
Stay for the B-Day.

1383
01:30:13,540 --> 01:30:14,100
Water.

1384
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:15,840
As opposed to paper.

1385
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,780
It's definitely more sustainable.

1386
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,860
I'm here at the Department of Environment.

1387
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:23,000
They've just had four Loquetto Yetis installed.

1388
01:30:23,220 --> 01:30:25,120
Eamon Ryan was behind the move itself.

1389
01:30:25,260 --> 01:30:26,300
They're nothing amazing.

1390
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,380
Nothing too hectic or luxurious.

1391
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:31,400
But what they do do is clean doo-doo.

1392
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:32,480
The Kyoto Protocol.

1393
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:34,380
Department of Environment better watch out.

1394
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:38,100
This pret is going to be getting its own liquid Yeti soon enough.

1395
01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:39,020
Juicing the emissions.

1396
01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:41,300
The other big news in the B-Day world this week.

1397
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:45,800
Is that Deloitte have succumbed to pressure from the B-Day activist group Clean Peace.

1398
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,640
Pressured them into spending their sizable budget.

1399
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:53,360
We know that Carl Heinz Funk Blaster has been asked to oversee the project.

1400
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:54,960
Funk Blaster of course.

1401
01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:57,940
Known the world over as the Bancy of B-Day.

1402
01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:00,400
Erected this four man blast unit.

1403
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:03,320
Which can rig up to four ani at a time.

1404
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:05,180
If you want to do it out on the street it's here.

1405
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:06,380
Beautiful stuff.

1406
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:07,240
Quintessential.

1407
01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:12,160
If you're looking into the eye of a person and you know they're not part of the B-Day world.

1408
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:14,700
You're looking into the eyes of a man or woman.

1409
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:15,940
Or them.

1410
01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,780
That has basically got a smudgy bum.

1411
01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:21,540
They're smudgers.

1412
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:23,680
Smudgery gars.

1413
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,580
So that was the final cut.

1414
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:30,800
I handed that in anyway.

1415
01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:32,440
They said they might have to trim it down.

1416
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:33,640
But it'll be on the one show.

1417
01:31:34,060 --> 01:31:35,580
I'm not sure if you watch that yourself.

1418
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:36,220
But I mean.

1419
01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:38,020
Look I got the gig.

1420
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:38,500
Do you know?

1421
01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:41,400
So hopefully maybe there'll be a reno in the post as well.

1422
01:31:41,660 --> 01:31:43,000
Come next Tuesday weekday.

1423
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:46,200
Do you know?

1424
01:31:46,200 --> 01:32:16,180
Do you know?

1425
01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:46,160
Do you know?

1426
01:32:46,160 --> 01:33:16,140
Do you know?

1427
01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:46,120
Do you know?

1428
01:33:46,120 --> 01:34:14,520
Nearly played the B-Day Roundup again there. That was a mistake. It's not me trying to be a big head or anything like that. But if you know, you know, it's B-Day or bust. We're back at the high speed ring. We're trying to get that gold trove. Didn't really look too auspicious. Earlier on when we first started, Commissioner Harris, thanks for the tip. Goosed on the B-Day. Very, very kind of you as well.

1429
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:43,300
Cracking open another crisp, cool can of San Pell as we head into the high speed ring at pace. Ricardo Villalobos. Villalobos, thanks very much. You say, pass my driving test the other week. Heavy night on the San Pells and club mates. Zero hangovers, zero emissions. See you at the Nürburgring. I got to tell you, I can't wait. Tobes, thanks very much for the tip. Can't wait to get that ring unlocked.

1430
01:34:43,920 --> 01:35:03,080
The track, that is. Which is going to be happening very fucking soonly. If I can win a few, maybe if I win high speed ring, they might open up the ring. In Germany. Don't know why they won't do that. But we got Deep Forest Raceway last week after we fucking smashed Sakuba.

1431
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:16,920
Crisp. Crisp. Very, very crisp. Let's get going here. DS Racing, change that fucking car.

1432
01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:24,520
car settings. Let's have a little look at the style sheet there and see what we're dealing with.

1433
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:35,460
We move into ballast. This is where the stream moves into the serious territory of pissing about with ballasts and gears.

1434
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:41,920
In the hope that we can ace the race. And come away with a lovely gold trove to end the night.

1435
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:50,920
Differential gear. Fuck that, no. Differential fully customizable. No, it's not suspension. Transmission normal.

1436
01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:53,560
Fully custom.

1437
01:35:55,860 --> 01:35:56,860
Maybe that.

1438
01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:56,860
Maybe that.

1439
01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:57,860
Maybe that.

1440
01:35:57,860 --> 01:35:58,860
Maybe that.

1441
01:35:58,860 --> 01:36:02,860
That's going to bring us over the five. No, okay. Let's try that out. See what goes on.

1442
01:36:02,860 --> 01:36:19,860
How's your crypto portfolio doing? Thanks very much for the tip. It's very diverse. It's a diversified portfolio. There's a lot of fucking shit coins in there.

1443
01:36:19,860 --> 01:36:48,720
Clogging it up. To get rid of the shit. And in with the bit. Open concept bidet. Thanks very much. Yeah, it's great that a few people are getting on the bidet buzz as well. Because look, as I said, the way the world's going, it's a green scenario. And it's not even about right or wrong anymore. It's where the fucking money is. So look, play ball. Tell everyone you're into the green machine. This, that and the other. Buy the extra bin.

1444
01:36:48,720 --> 01:37:00,620
Get the gig. Get the gig. That's all I can say. But on the bidet world, it is moving and shaking in a big, big way.

1445
01:37:04,720 --> 01:37:29,400
Michael O'Leary put pen to paper on a four year fucking bidet deal. The other day. I was there as a witness. And it was just after he got cream pieed as well in the street. Which I thought was not on. But you gotta hand it to him. The guy just knows how to handle the media.

1446
01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:49,760
He knows how to communicate. He's a communicator. He's a grafter. He's a solid shafter. He's a liquid manifestation of all that is right in the world. And when his day comes, it comes.

1447
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:57,440
And those two chancers probably, probably hadn't done a day's work in their lives. Rocked up.

1448
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:00,000
And fucking cream.

1449
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:06,480
Pied all over his face. It was disgusting. But O'Leary handled it like a champ.

1450
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:11,360
A pie master. A pie minister. A Taoiseach of the pie.

1451
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:17,860
And just fucking blew them out of the water. Got his message across.

1452
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:20,720
Said balls to Lagarde.

1453
01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:23,360
We're gonna fucking do it our way.

1454
01:38:23,620 --> 01:38:25,260
With cream all over my face.

1455
01:38:25,420 --> 01:38:27,720
And a swagger and a step in the right direction.

1456
01:38:28,660 --> 01:38:30,960
And that's why he runs a great business.

1457
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:33,340
That's why he's always in the news.

1458
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:39,120
K. Van Alphen saying what?

1459
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:42,040
If you don't know, you need to check the news out, man.

1460
01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:44,740
Man rides tornado inside van.

1461
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:45,620
Did you hear about that?

1462
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:47,660
See the footage.

1463
01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:48,660
Click on the link.

1464
01:38:48,740 --> 01:38:49,740
But we're in the middle of a race.

1465
01:38:49,820 --> 01:38:50,240
We won't.

1466
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:55,360
Finished fifth here in this, uh...

1467
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:56,760
Last race we did.

1468
01:38:57,300 --> 01:38:58,380
Oh, not going up the gears.

1469
01:38:58,460 --> 01:38:58,740
That's why.

1470
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:00,940
Screaming out for the fucking gears.

1471
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:01,940
It's changed.

1472
01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:03,140
And, uh...

1473
01:39:03,140 --> 01:39:05,480
You know, we need to improve on fifth.

1474
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:06,720
Maybe fourth or third.

1475
01:39:08,540 --> 01:39:11,120
That lad had the ring sticker on the fucking...

1476
01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:12,400
Back of his yoke.

1477
01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:14,500
Tony tornado.

1478
01:39:14,980 --> 01:39:15,860
So it's lap two.

1479
01:39:16,220 --> 01:39:17,160
We're in fourth position.

1480
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:18,620
Not particularly too bad.

1481
01:39:20,060 --> 01:39:22,400
Trying to pedal and drive at the same time.

1482
01:39:22,740 --> 01:39:24,480
Leads to all sorts of complications.

1483
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:25,980
I don't recommend it.

1484
01:39:26,580 --> 01:39:28,100
It's better than fucking goosing.

1485
01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:30,720
Or any alcohol for that matter.

1486
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:32,020
Not recommended at all.

1487
01:39:32,020 --> 01:39:33,040
Actually, not advised.

1488
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:33,560
It's illegal.

1489
01:39:33,860 --> 01:39:34,540
Don't do it.

1490
01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:36,900
That's why I don't.

1491
01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:41,200
Remain cool, calm, and...

1492
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:42,880
Really collected at all times.

1493
01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:44,660
And again, that's just...

1494
01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:49,020
That's just what the B-Day life...

1495
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:51,360
Brings about as well, you know?

1496
01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:54,020
And, uh...

1497
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,020
You've got all these people...

1498
01:39:57,020 --> 01:39:58,140
Walking around.

1499
01:39:58,220 --> 01:39:59,200
They walk among us.

1500
01:39:59,360 --> 01:39:59,960
I mean...

1501
01:39:59,960 --> 01:40:00,800
You're...

1502
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:03,300
You're seeing it in action on a daily basis.

1503
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:05,480
Probably 80% of the population...

1504
01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:09,000
Are not B-Daying it up.

1505
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:11,480
It's just...

1506
01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:13,900
It's interesting, you know?

1507
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:17,040
You would probably come across...

1508
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:19,040
During the working week...

1509
01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:21,200
If you were like myself...

1510
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,040
You're moving and shaking, you're...

1511
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,560
You're getting out there.

1512
01:40:24,620 --> 01:40:25,600
You're meeting new people.

1513
01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:28,040
Not everyone's gonna be...

1514
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,000
A rose garden.

1515
01:40:31,380 --> 01:40:31,720
Do you know?

1516
01:40:32,100 --> 01:40:34,280
Sometimes you might meet a bollocks or a bastard.

1517
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:36,320
But, um...

1518
01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:40,320
You know, you could get taken down a peg or two by someone...

1519
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:44,320
And...

1520
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:47,320
You could be getting taken down a peg or two by someone who is...

1521
01:40:48,780 --> 01:40:50,760
Just an out-and-out smudger.

1522
01:40:51,480 --> 01:40:52,320
And you're thinking to yourself...

1523
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:53,800
How do you...

1524
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:55,800
Lord it over me?

1525
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:55,800
I mean...

1526
01:40:55,800 --> 01:41:00,300
Knowing what I...

1527
01:41:00,300 --> 01:41:00,800
I mean...

1528
01:41:02,800 --> 01:41:04,800
It happened to me when I was working...

1529
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:05,800
Um...

1530
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,240
The Gooser.

1531
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:10,840
First of all...

1532
01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:11,840
I cut my teeth...

1533
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:12,760
Working for Goose.

1534
01:41:13,660 --> 01:41:16,440
I had a boss who was an absolute wankfester.

1535
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:18,840
And, uh...

1536
01:41:18,840 --> 01:41:20,940
You know, he was just always getting on at me.

1537
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:22,140
The cocktails are shit.

1538
01:41:22,340 --> 01:41:23,640
You're taking too long.

1539
01:41:23,720 --> 01:41:24,680
Why are you even working here?

1540
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:25,680
You shouldn't even be working here.

1541
01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:26,620
You have no experience.

1542
01:41:26,760 --> 01:41:27,300
Blah, blah, blah.

1543
01:41:27,780 --> 01:41:29,600
And I was like, mate...

1544
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:30,440
I seen you.

1545
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:31,840
Well, I didn't see you.

1546
01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:32,780
I wasn't watching or anything.

1547
01:41:32,860 --> 01:41:35,160
But you said I'm fucking off to the bathroom...

1548
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:36,140
A couple of hours ago, right?

1549
01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:36,820
He said, yeah.

1550
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:37,600
He said, right.

1551
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:39,020
You were in there for ten minutes.

1552
01:41:39,440 --> 01:41:39,960
He said, yeah.

1553
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:42,140
So, you know...

1554
01:41:42,140 --> 01:41:44,180
I know there's no bidet in there.

1555
01:41:45,320 --> 01:41:49,000
I know that I actually bring a mobile portable one around with me...

1556
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:50,320
And a fucking trailer.

1557
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:52,740
So I was saying to him...

1558
01:41:52,740 --> 01:41:54,220
You know, so I'm...

1559
01:41:54,220 --> 01:41:55,660
You're talking down to me.

1560
01:41:55,660 --> 01:41:56,180
And...

1561
01:41:56,180 --> 01:41:58,920
You're obviously a dirty man.

1562
01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:02,360
And he was just puzzled.

1563
01:42:02,440 --> 01:42:03,200
He was perplexed.

1564
01:42:03,220 --> 01:42:04,620
I said, do you want me to go into detail?

1565
01:42:06,380 --> 01:42:07,540
He said...

1566
01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:09,320
He was very cocksure.

1567
01:42:09,320 --> 01:42:12,200
He wasn't sure of my bidet angle at this stage, you know?

1568
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:13,200
I said...

1569
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,000
What do you mean?

1570
01:42:14,260 --> 01:42:16,900
I said, you don't even clean your arse.

1571
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:18,320
Fuck your goose.

1572
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:19,720
Stormed off.

1573
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:23,720
Never worked a day there again, you know?

1574
01:42:23,780 --> 01:42:27,020
but I started up my own goose unit, unofficial,

1575
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:29,940
and sixth place, for fuck's sake.

1576
01:42:30,140 --> 01:42:34,180
I don't know, we're going to need to really boost up the machine

1577
01:42:34,180 --> 01:42:36,000
for the next attempt at that.

1578
01:42:36,980 --> 01:42:38,720
Ranla, thanks very much for the tip.

1579
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:42,400
SuperTed.ie, thanks for the tip, River Unis.

1580
01:42:42,540 --> 01:42:45,820
Any thoughts on San Pell Limon e Menta?

1581
01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:50,920
An enlightened combination of zesty lemons and aromatic mint

1582
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:53,280
for those who like tradition with a twist.

1583
01:42:53,800 --> 01:42:55,980
That zing might give you the edge you need.

1584
01:42:56,100 --> 01:43:00,380
Look, I have a lemon good to go in the kitchen.

1585
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:04,800
I wonder, no, I'm not going to squeeze a lemon.

1586
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:08,200
Look, I'm fine with the aranciata San Pell,

1587
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:13,880
and I might squeeze a lemon to get a bit of zest in a bit if I need it,

1588
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:15,000
but I don't think I need it.

1589
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,300
What I need right now is some ballast theory,

1590
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:21,560
critical raised theory, critical ballast theory.

1591
01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:26,260
I really need to understand what it's going to take for me

1592
01:43:26,260 --> 01:43:30,640
to really send this car into the stratosphere.

1593
01:43:37,020 --> 01:43:38,440
a bit of seve.

1594
01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:38,440
A bit of seve.

1595
01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:48,720
Ah, absolutely classical.

1596
01:43:48,720 --> 01:44:11,620
So that's been fully customizable racing.

1597
01:44:11,620 --> 01:44:13,860
Top speed automatically adjusted.

1598
01:44:14,140 --> 01:44:15,220
I don't want that.

1599
01:44:15,220 --> 01:44:16,080
What we want.

1600
01:44:16,080 --> 01:44:21,880
I'm trying to remember what it was for the Zekuba.

1601
01:44:21,880 --> 01:44:30,000
No, yeah, we want close gearing.

1602
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,280
Something nice and close.

1603
01:44:36,780 --> 01:44:38,080
Bring that to the middle.

1604
01:44:48,140 --> 01:44:49,620
Turn the ballast top wise.

1605
01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:50,860
I don't think so.

1606
01:44:51,940 --> 01:44:52,840
Wayne LLO.

1607
01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:55,200
It was a bit of falutin'.

1608
01:44:55,200 --> 01:45:01,200
The last day, and that really did the job.

1609
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:04,380
I don't actually know exactly what I did, but I was just pissing about.

1610
01:45:04,500 --> 01:45:07,860
I remember doing something like this, though, gear-wise.

1611
01:45:13,540 --> 01:45:14,540
About there.

1612
01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:24,340
Leave it. Leave it at that.

1613
01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:54,320
Leave it at that.

1614
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,320
Leave it at that.

1615
01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:05,200
Let's go 350 on this.

1616
01:46:13,500 --> 01:46:16,680
Don't like that green screen filter.

1617
01:46:17,100 --> 01:46:19,560
The chroma filter is not working here.

1618
01:46:19,640 --> 01:46:23,160
It's ruining the luxury vibe on certain screens of the game.

1619
01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:26,840
Let's have a look there.

1620
01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:28,700
Find you in this.

1621
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:38,040
Maybe there.

1622
01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:41,640
Okay, here we go.

1623
01:46:43,780 --> 01:46:45,900
Hugh, thank you very much for the tip.

1624
01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:48,040
Very kind of you, Hugh.

1625
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:51,600
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1626
01:46:52,720 --> 01:46:55,280
You join us here at High Speed Ring.

1627
01:46:56,620 --> 01:46:59,780
It's B-Day or Bust on 9-11.

1628
01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:07,440
Samuel Beckett Bridge or the one on the M1 as you're heading north.

1629
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:08,920
You decide.

1630
01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:17,840
Sports hard tires.

1631
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:18,680
Sports hard tires.

1632
01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:19,740
That'll be the next thing.

1633
01:47:23,080 --> 01:47:24,840
That'll be the next thing if we get there.

1634
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:26,680
Look at that, though.

1635
01:47:28,280 --> 01:47:31,140
Told that Honda Beat to fuck right off.

1636
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:32,620
These guys are...

1637
01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:38,540
They've got the acceleration, but will they have what it takes to really rank it up on the straights?

1638
01:47:39,080 --> 01:47:43,840
Hopefully I've got fucking enough speed to catch up with them before they even get to the straights.

1639
01:47:43,900 --> 01:47:45,740
In which case, they're going to really do well.

1640
01:47:48,800 --> 01:47:50,360
Sandpels Sparkling B-Day.

1641
01:47:50,480 --> 01:47:52,260
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1642
01:47:52,620 --> 01:47:55,000
Carbonated for a more luxurious clean.

1643
01:47:55,140 --> 01:47:56,140
It has been...

1644
01:47:56,140 --> 01:48:05,000
Posited that that could be a potential way to look at the market and opening brand new areas of cleanliness.

1645
01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:14,560
I know for a fact that sparkling water has been used in showers around the world

1646
01:48:14,560 --> 01:48:21,860
to give an extra feeling of cleanliness and a real crisp feel and finish to the job.

1647
01:48:23,240 --> 01:48:25,460
Would it work in a B-Day scenario?

1648
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:28,720
I mean, a lot of questions to be asked.

1649
01:48:29,380 --> 01:48:33,920
A lot of inroads and outroads need to actually be made.

1650
01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:36,020
And a lot of tests and research and development.

1651
01:48:36,160 --> 01:48:39,360
I'm not sure you're aware of all the in-house work that goes on,

1652
01:48:39,440 --> 01:48:43,080
especially on real beautiful conceptual arse pieces,

1653
01:48:43,380 --> 01:48:48,900
such as obviously Funk Blaster Incorporated does all his work in-house.

1654
01:48:48,900 --> 01:48:53,500
doesn't outsource any of the parts to any other place.

1655
01:48:53,500 --> 01:48:55,980
I mean, forbidden knowledge.

1656
01:48:56,120 --> 01:48:56,700
Thanks very much.

1657
01:48:56,780 --> 01:49:04,240
Klaus Schwab does have a piece he had made by Geppetto Sexton,

1658
01:49:04,780 --> 01:49:11,640
which had the steel for the top source from Sheffield and the rubber for the plug,

1659
01:49:11,740 --> 01:49:21,380
which was an optional extra from sacred fucking trees down in the Amazonian rainforest that don't get their...

1660
01:49:21,380 --> 01:49:24,100
don't get rubberized very often.

1661
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:27,520
But Schwab rubbered the...

1662
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:30,100
He wants to burn rubber, you know?

1663
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:33,620
He used to do that before he got caught up in the green game.

1664
01:49:34,380 --> 01:49:36,460
But he's willing to buy a...

1665
01:49:36,460 --> 01:49:42,260
a... a... a... a Sexton... a Geppetto Sexton concept piece.

1666
01:49:42,720 --> 01:49:46,760
But he's... you know... he'll drop 15 grand on a Geppetto Sexton.

1667
01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:52,740
He'll think fuck all... of reaching into his back pocket for the loose change...

1668
01:49:52,740 --> 01:50:00,320
and throwing three large on a rubber plug just to say, "I fucking did it and I have it and I'm Schwab and I'm as clean as a whistle."

1669
01:50:00,320 --> 01:50:01,320
Do you know?

1670
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:06,440
And that's... that's what he does. That's who he is. That's the kind of guy he is.

1671
01:50:07,720 --> 01:50:08,240
Um...

1672
01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:17,920
If you want any more info, ask Schwab. I'm not gonna speak on his behalf, but I will say that he... he understands...

1673
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:22,520
what it means... to feel crisp, cool and free.

1674
01:50:26,040 --> 01:50:30,200
Wantanabe... in first place, our nemesis.

1675
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:34,360
I wonder... I just wonder...

1676
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:37,320
if there's a... a chance here...

1677
01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:39,720
to really go Schwab...

1678
01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:41,720
on this final turn...

1679
01:50:42,120 --> 01:50:43,800
and to clean house.

1680
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:51,080
Really struggling to get out of the gear there, but look at that! That's a lovely Geppetto Sexton side swing!

1681
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:55,880
And it's something we haven't seen before and we don't know whether or not it's legal either.

1682
01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:57,880
But I'm not a legal eagle.

1683
01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:02,520
I will say... what I can say... is that this goose is well and truly cooked.

1684
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:07,880
Well now a bit of defensive driving is what's necessary to stop the Japanese...

1685
01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:12,200
wantanabe from getting this fuckin' Shinzo-Abi on.

1686
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:17,480
I'll tell you this... he wants to stay away otherwise he's gonna get Shinzo-ed...

1687
01:51:17,480 --> 01:51:27,000
on that last turn. I don't say that lightly. I'm fully cleaned... and I'm well and truly autumn scheduled.

1688
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:32,360
This guy... probably doesn't have the feel of the pill. The cool crisp can of...

1689
01:51:32,360 --> 01:51:33,640
Fuck! No!

1690
01:51:33,640 --> 01:51:35,640
Fuck you!

1691
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:42,760
Fuck you, Abby! No! Wantanabe!

1692
01:51:46,680 --> 01:51:47,800
Oh, fuck you!

1693
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:50,200
Get these guys!

1694
01:51:50,200 --> 01:51:52,120
Fuck you guys!

1695
01:51:52,120 --> 01:51:57,000
No! Putting me in the pit! I don't wanna go in the pit!

1696
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:07,480
Fuckin' Shinzo-Abi on the last lap, John.

1697
01:52:07,480 --> 01:52:21,480
you

1698
01:52:21,480 --> 01:52:23,480
you

1699
01:52:23,480 --> 01:52:25,480
you

1700
01:52:25,480 --> 01:52:27,480
you

1701
01:52:27,480 --> 01:52:29,480
you

1702
01:52:29,480 --> 01:52:31,480
you

1703
01:52:31,480 --> 01:52:33,480
you

1704
01:52:33,480 --> 01:52:35,480
you

1705
01:52:35,480 --> 01:52:37,480
you

1706
01:52:37,480 --> 01:52:39,480
you

1707
01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:41,480
you

1708
01:52:41,480 --> 01:52:43,480
you

1709
01:52:43,480 --> 01:52:45,480
you

1710
01:52:45,480 --> 01:52:47,480
you

1711
01:52:47,480 --> 01:52:49,480
you

1712
01:52:49,480 --> 01:52:51,480
you

1713
01:52:51,480 --> 01:53:03,480
so

1714
01:53:19,160 --> 01:53:25,880
okay guys we're gonna go one more time the club cup plus there in the high speed ring it's gonna be a

1715
01:53:25,880 --> 01:53:32,520
beautiful race promises to be exciting i think i'm really gonna do well in this one probably gonna

1716
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:46,840
come first probably gonna come first

1717
01:53:46,840 --> 01:54:00,840
so

1718
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:22,280
sports okay we've been told in the chat there to change a few of the settings including the tires

1719
01:54:22,280 --> 01:54:29,880
on the car for the last race i didn't really have time to do it we've been told that we should switch

1720
01:54:29,880 --> 01:54:36,840
to racing but unfortunately the regulations specify that we can only use sports hard sports medium sports

1721
01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:45,240
soft probably go for the mediums or the or was it sports hard let's have a look

1722
01:54:48,360 --> 01:54:50,600
racing medium can't yeah sports hard

1723
01:54:55,320 --> 01:55:04,760
that's gonna bump up the power points which means i'm gonna have to head into the settings and rejig it

1724
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:14,920
and go actually we can go harder we can go harder didn't like that

1725
01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:22,920
transmission gear ratio did not like it look here

1726
01:55:27,080 --> 01:55:41,080
fully customizable racing 524. think here

1727
01:55:41,800 --> 01:56:00,520
actually we need to bring that in we need to bring it in around there

1728
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:10,120
go there we've got sports tires on hard tires gonna get a little bit cheeky with the gearing

1729
01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:12,520
bring it home

1730
01:56:12,520 --> 01:56:34,280
sk thank you very much for the kind iron generous tip very kind of you and mattie c as well

1731
01:56:36,520 --> 01:56:43,880
mattie c thank you very very very very much this camera here just be able to say to mattie c

1732
01:56:45,480 --> 01:56:57,560
that was lovely i appreciate it thank you very much

1733
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:02,360
here we go

1734
01:57:05,080 --> 01:57:05,960
mattie cash

1735
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:13,240
sky high bolero

1736
01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:25,400
pablo herman tony takiyama denitris petridis and a couple of other dream weavers in the lineup as well

1737
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:27,960
let's have a look let's see how we do here

1738
01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:33,640
maximum goose

1739
01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:33,640
maximum goose

1740
01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:43,240
pure goose abuse here we go and already can feel a nice little bit of nip and tuck out of that machine

1741
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:47,720
our competitors

1742
01:57:48,760 --> 01:57:50,600
seem to have an acceleration

1743
01:57:52,120 --> 01:57:57,080
and i've been a good one of the car and i've been goose tailed goose tailed by the beam dreamer

1744
01:57:57,080 --> 01:58:04,040
and no grip on the car which really spells bad news in fact we could have just

1745
01:58:05,080 --> 01:58:09,560
read on the race and not acted like a bellend on the last turn that would have been fine

1746
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:16,120
fucking around with the engine and pissing about with the gears was a big weight and changing the tires

1747
01:58:16,120 --> 01:58:24,600
somebody in the in the chat i'm not going to name names or point out but i was told to switch to the hearts

1748
01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:36,200
it's the last time and that is the last time rely on kindness of strangers

1749
01:58:39,480 --> 01:58:40,200
no not again

1750
01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:51,880
unbelievable stuff and wanton abby he's not even there he won his race and he's not coming back for

1751
01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:56,680
more which means that he's gonna have the kind of moral victory over me he's always gonna stand over

1752
01:58:56,680 --> 01:58:59,560
me saying yeah i betcha you didn't beat me

1753
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:09,720
sports soft sports soft detailed

1754
01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:17,960
up to 350. manual adjusted

1755
01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:26,120
i'm gonna go up i don't like that acceleration we first go into

1756
01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:30,120
want to get up to like 65 in first

1757
01:59:38,840 --> 01:59:52,120
then it's gonna branch out yes

1758
01:59:52,120 --> 02:00:09,720
serious serious shit

1759
02:00:09,720 --> 02:00:13,720
serious serious serious shit

1760
02:00:17,720 --> 02:00:18,760
it's gonna give us the edge

1761
02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:27,660
B-days, thank you very much.

1762
02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:32,280
We notice a lovely

1763
02:00:32,280 --> 02:00:34,280
little bit of acceleration and poke that we

1764
02:00:34,280 --> 02:00:36,240
didn't have the last time, and I'm

1765
02:00:36,240 --> 02:00:38,400
already standing my

1766
02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:40,160
ground, and I'm being rattled there

1767
02:00:40,160 --> 02:00:42,120
from behind by another AMG

1768
02:00:42,120 --> 02:00:42,680
driver.

1769
02:00:44,100 --> 02:00:45,400
We're going to make sure

1770
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:48,020
that they're not in the final

1771
02:00:48,020 --> 02:00:50,300
fold, and it's me

1772
02:00:50,300 --> 02:00:51,880
who's going to be doing the folding.

1773
02:00:52,520 --> 02:00:53,040
Anyone.

1774
02:00:55,740 --> 02:00:57,820
Who wants to throw their hat into the ring,

1775
02:00:58,020 --> 02:00:59,780
turn that down, and that starts a bit loud,

1776
02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:00,980
the engine sound.

1777
02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:05,900
Wow, that's beautiful.

1778
02:01:06,160 --> 02:01:07,100
Beautiful stuff.

1779
02:01:08,820 --> 02:01:09,980
This guy needs to

1780
02:01:09,980 --> 02:01:11,960
customize his rig and get his livery

1781
02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:12,540
changed.

1782
02:01:14,020 --> 02:01:16,000
Two fucking lily liver to send

1783
02:01:16,000 --> 02:01:17,240
it through the rinser.

1784
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:27,340
That's lovely.

1785
02:01:27,440 --> 02:01:28,820
We've got a Subaru in front,

1786
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:31,560
an AMG, nothing I can't handle,

1787
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:33,300
and that Renault Megane

1788
02:01:33,300 --> 02:01:35,620
RS Trophy, which I wouldn't

1789
02:01:35,620 --> 02:01:36,940
mind as a little barter.

1790
02:01:37,940 --> 02:01:39,220
Just a little bit of

1791
02:01:39,220 --> 02:01:40,560
barter juice.

1792
02:01:41,560 --> 02:01:43,440
Maybe we could squeeze

1793
02:01:43,440 --> 02:01:45,440
the barter account, and a few

1794
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:47,180
juice drops will come out,

1795
02:01:47,500 --> 02:01:49,120
and inside those drops would be

1796
02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:51,040
lovely cars.

1797
02:01:51,480 --> 02:01:52,460
Fucking hell.

1798
02:01:52,980 --> 02:01:54,140
for God's sake.

1799
02:02:06,820 --> 02:02:07,700
That's a start.

1800
02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:11,120
This guy's so nice.

1801
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,860
Made in Germany.

1802
02:02:12,180 --> 02:02:12,620
Scumbag.

1803
02:02:14,040 --> 02:02:15,220
No offense to Germans,

1804
02:02:15,340 --> 02:02:16,000
but this guy,

1805
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:17,620
he's not nice.

1806
02:02:17,660 --> 02:02:18,640
He's not a nice driver.

1807
02:02:18,740 --> 02:02:19,640
He's not even German.

1808
02:02:19,720 --> 02:02:21,020
He's a Japanese man, is he?

1809
02:02:22,920 --> 02:02:23,360
Kinoshita.

1810
02:02:28,100 --> 02:02:31,440
Just gonna have to clean house here, guys.

1811
02:02:31,520 --> 02:02:32,360
Sorry about that.

1812
02:02:38,860 --> 02:02:40,520
See you next Tuesday, lads.

1813
02:02:41,940 --> 02:02:43,760
Khan's got a fucking plane to catch.

1814
02:02:44,760 --> 02:02:45,960
Can't complain, huh?

1815
02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:47,240
See you later.

1816
02:02:49,240 --> 02:02:53,020
Really looking forward to the 9-11 symposium.

1817
02:02:53,380 --> 02:02:54,540
Starts at 3am.

1818
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:55,260
Oh, fuck.

1819
02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:59,700
If I can make my appearance...

1820
02:02:59,700 --> 02:03:00,560
Oh, you bastard!

1821
02:03:13,080 --> 02:03:16,720
If I can make my appearance and my presence felt...

1822
02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:19,200
At the 9-11 symposium in the Miles Dungeon.

1823
02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:21,360
Forbidden knowledge.

1824
02:03:21,460 --> 02:03:22,140
Thanks for the tip.

1825
02:03:23,580 --> 02:03:26,060
With a gold trophy from this track,

1826
02:03:26,140 --> 02:03:27,080
the high-speed ring,

1827
02:03:27,160 --> 02:03:29,920
it's just gonna really cream off...

1828
02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:31,060
A successful week.

1829
02:03:34,060 --> 02:03:37,060
I believe Backhurst is gonna be bringing...

1830
02:03:37,060 --> 02:03:41,340
A brand new, customisable, man-sized backpack.

1831
02:03:44,520 --> 02:03:47,020
Pure fucking Backhurst magic.

1832
02:03:49,400 --> 02:03:51,140
He's gonna reveal...

1833
02:03:51,140 --> 02:03:52,060
Oh, he's gonna bring that...

1834
02:03:52,620 --> 02:03:56,020
He's gonna bring that out.

1835
02:03:56,440 --> 02:03:57,440
I'm just gonna go for it.

1836
02:03:57,740 --> 02:03:58,520
I'm just gonna go for it.

1837
02:03:59,540 --> 02:04:02,640
He's gonna bring that out around 5 or 6 in the morning.

1838
02:04:03,240 --> 02:04:04,700
With a man, he says.

1839
02:04:05,200 --> 02:04:06,020
Inside it.

1840
02:04:06,140 --> 02:04:08,760
He's not revealed who that man is...

1841
02:04:08,760 --> 02:04:10,280
Or where he got the man from.

1842
02:04:10,780 --> 02:04:12,920
But he said it's gonna blow people's minds.

1843
02:04:14,180 --> 02:04:16,240
A fully grown adult man...

1844
02:04:17,580 --> 02:04:19,140
Emanating from a backpack.

1845
02:04:19,720 --> 02:04:20,580
On his back.

1846
02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:23,240
While he actually announces new...

1847
02:04:25,320 --> 02:04:27,240
TV shows that are gonna be featuring...

1848
02:04:27,240 --> 02:04:29,780
In the RCE Autumn Season launch.

1849
02:04:32,100 --> 02:04:34,160
It's just so good.

1850
02:04:34,160 --> 02:04:35,320
The country is gonna be...

1851
02:04:35,320 --> 02:04:38,440
The country is gonna be riding high again...

1852
02:04:38,440 --> 02:04:41,480
When they get a load of some of the content...

1853
02:04:41,480 --> 02:04:42,480
That's coming their way.

1854
02:04:43,000 --> 02:04:45,020
All on their fucking tax bill.

1855
02:04:45,900 --> 02:04:47,420
For fuck's sake.

1856
02:04:47,540 --> 02:04:48,340
Come on.

1857
02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:49,460
Come on.

1858
02:04:50,320 --> 02:04:51,660
Bring it home.

1859
02:04:52,240 --> 02:04:53,520
Bring it home.

1860
02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:56,020
Sorry guys.

1861
02:04:56,020 --> 02:04:57,940
Just trying to psych myself up there.

1862
02:05:07,160 --> 02:05:09,100
Just need to psych myself up there.

1863
02:05:09,200 --> 02:05:10,000
Sorry about that.

1864
02:05:10,440 --> 02:05:12,420
I'm not having a mental breakdown or anything.

1865
02:05:12,420 --> 02:05:22,200
Don't know about you.

1866
02:05:22,260 --> 02:05:23,440
But I smell success.

1867
02:05:24,420 --> 02:05:25,560
Victory afoot.

1868
02:05:26,120 --> 02:05:26,800
Rob D.

1869
02:05:26,980 --> 02:05:27,860
Thanks very much.

1870
02:05:27,940 --> 02:05:28,680
Great for the ganda.

1871
02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:31,140
What about this little goosey loosey?

1872
02:05:31,420 --> 02:05:32,660
What about that huh?

1873
02:05:33,620 --> 02:05:35,340
Stick that on the border account.

1874
02:05:35,480 --> 02:05:35,900
Boys.

1875
02:05:36,540 --> 02:05:36,800
Cause...

1876
02:05:36,800 --> 02:05:39,440
Contos in town.

1877
02:05:40,020 --> 02:05:42,140
And we're going over the Samuel Beckett...

1878
02:05:42,140 --> 02:05:45,080
At 200 fucking kilometers an hour.

1879
02:05:45,140 --> 02:05:45,720
It's illegal.

1880
02:05:46,300 --> 02:05:47,620
It's illegal when you see it.

1881
02:05:47,700 --> 02:05:48,760
And it's illegal now.

1882
02:05:50,860 --> 02:05:51,660
Fucking 11.

1883
02:05:52,100 --> 02:05:52,680
See this guy?

1884
02:05:52,740 --> 02:05:55,140
He's got the Nürburgring sticker on the back...

1885
02:05:55,140 --> 02:05:56,640
Of his golf.

1886
02:05:57,980 --> 02:05:59,060
Too bad.

1887
02:05:59,760 --> 02:06:01,320
He's got me tailing him.

1888
02:06:04,280 --> 02:06:05,460
What's good for the goose?

1889
02:06:05,580 --> 02:06:06,660
Is good for the gander.

1890
02:06:06,760 --> 02:06:07,440
Remember that.

1891
02:06:08,580 --> 02:06:09,660
What about this?

1892
02:06:10,060 --> 02:06:11,140
What about this?

1893
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:15,740
Sorry you had to be like this lads.

1894
02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:17,140
Fuck you.

1895
02:06:17,460 --> 02:06:19,560
Sorry you had to be like that golf.

1896
02:06:20,500 --> 02:06:23,080
Gonna need to watch out when I'm taking those corners.

1897
02:06:23,220 --> 02:06:23,980
And the next one...

1898
02:06:23,980 --> 02:06:25,560
When I have to be serious about it.

1899
02:06:26,460 --> 02:06:28,600
Gotta really drive defensively.

1900
02:06:28,660 --> 02:06:29,860
And I get in front of those guys.

1901
02:06:29,960 --> 02:06:30,240
Guys.

1902
02:06:37,860 --> 02:06:39,480
Getting fucking...

1903
02:06:39,480 --> 02:06:40,360
Losered here.

1904
02:06:47,740 --> 02:06:48,840
Fuck that lads.

1905
02:06:49,800 --> 02:06:50,940
We go past this lad.

1906
02:06:51,380 --> 02:06:51,620
No.

1907
02:06:51,880 --> 02:06:52,980
Someone's trying to fucking...

1908
02:06:52,980 --> 02:06:53,820
Fish tail me there.

1909
02:06:56,220 --> 02:06:57,040
What about that?

1910
02:07:00,040 --> 02:07:00,960
Zurich Mobile.

1911
02:07:03,020 --> 02:07:03,700
This guy.

1912
02:07:05,700 --> 02:07:06,260
Lewandowski.

1913
02:07:14,840 --> 02:07:16,540
Sergio Lewandowski.

1914
02:07:16,540 --> 02:07:17,540
Firestone.

1915
02:07:17,540 --> 02:07:18,540
Firestone.

1916
02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:20,800
Come on.

1917
02:07:23,540 --> 02:07:24,780
Nitro Surge.

1918
02:07:25,620 --> 02:07:26,440
Come on.

1919
02:07:27,880 --> 02:07:29,060
Loose change.

1920
02:07:29,160 --> 02:07:30,100
Thanks very much.

1921
02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:35,640
Very kind of you for the Mutt Man.

1922
02:07:37,000 --> 02:07:44,420
These guys aren't going to know what fucking hit them if I can get my act together.

1923
02:07:44,620 --> 02:07:47,160
If I can get my act together before the next straight.

1924
02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:55,780
I can't believe I had it within my clutches there.

1925
02:07:55,780 --> 02:07:55,780
I can't believe I had it within my clutches there.

1926
02:07:55,780 --> 02:07:58,120
The last fucking race.

1927
02:07:58,320 --> 02:07:59,400
When I was on that last...

1928
02:07:59,400 --> 02:08:01,920
And I sandpeld before I took the corner.

1929
02:08:01,920 --> 02:08:07,580
It was a moment of gratuitous fucking self-aggrandizement.

1930
02:08:08,440 --> 02:08:11,860
That I regret deeply and meaningfully.

1931
02:08:13,320 --> 02:08:14,740
But at the end of the day...

1932
02:08:14,740 --> 02:08:16,620
You're not going to get the contract...

1933
02:08:16,620 --> 02:08:19,280
Unless you fucking kick arse and take names.

1934
02:08:19,280 --> 02:08:20,660
And that's what I'm here to do.

1935
02:08:21,460 --> 02:08:21,820
Anonymous.

1936
02:08:21,980 --> 02:08:23,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

1937
02:08:23,280 --> 02:08:25,480
Great to see you back on the track, Konzo.

1938
02:08:27,960 --> 02:08:29,480
Hasn't been the same without you.

1939
02:08:29,920 --> 02:08:31,580
They won't know what hit him.

1940
02:08:31,680 --> 02:08:32,300
Thanks very much.

1941
02:08:32,380 --> 02:08:33,460
And me, South Robbie.

1942
02:08:33,560 --> 02:08:34,400
Thank you very much.

1943
02:08:34,400 --> 02:08:43,180
Not a chance.

1944
02:08:43,220 --> 02:08:44,400
I'm catching these bad boys.

1945
02:08:48,340 --> 02:08:50,760
It's the French lad Francoise.

1946
02:08:51,460 --> 02:08:53,160
And the Germanian Greer.

1947
02:08:55,160 --> 02:08:56,040
Peter Herman.

1948
02:08:59,240 --> 02:09:01,900
Just going to have to send it into the fucking rafters again.

1949
02:09:01,900 --> 02:09:06,460
I always get whipped.

1950
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:08,940
There's a tailspin moment here where I get whipped.

1951
02:09:23,500 --> 02:09:24,740
Look, it's been a hard week.

1952
02:09:24,840 --> 02:09:27,480
I'd say if I wasn't so busy enough to all...

1953
02:09:27,480 --> 02:09:29,020
Organizing the symposium.

1954
02:09:29,340 --> 02:09:31,880
And getting the final picture lock into the...

1955
02:09:31,880 --> 02:09:33,880
Into the one show then...

1956
02:09:35,000 --> 02:09:36,480
I would have practiced, you know.

1957
02:09:38,120 --> 02:09:39,360
It is what it is.

1958
02:09:39,540 --> 02:09:40,380
Busy guy.

1959
02:09:44,780 --> 02:09:45,620
There we go.

1960
02:09:45,720 --> 02:09:47,020
Clubman Cup Plus.

1961
02:09:47,180 --> 02:09:48,680
It's a shitty little bronzer.

1962
02:09:49,640 --> 02:09:51,180
But it's not what I want.

1963
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:54,680
Big shout out to Puma for rigging us up.

1964
02:09:54,700 --> 02:09:56,680
With a great racing suit as well.

1965
02:09:57,240 --> 02:09:58,820
I managed to get my face on the suit.

1966
02:09:59,900 --> 02:10:00,400
And...

1967
02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:02,300
Yeah, it's beautiful.

1968
02:10:02,540 --> 02:10:03,440
It really is beautiful.

1969
02:10:03,640 --> 02:10:04,740
It's a great job.

1970
02:10:05,380 --> 02:10:06,000
Shame about the colour.

1971
02:10:06,080 --> 02:10:07,240
I want to go on with the red face.

1972
02:10:07,300 --> 02:10:08,440
But I can see what they're trying to do.

1973
02:10:08,500 --> 02:10:09,400
They're trying to match the...

1974
02:10:09,400 --> 02:10:13,140
The linear pattern they've got on the suit there.

1975
02:10:13,340 --> 02:10:14,060
That's okay.

1976
02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:14,680
Like, look.

1977
02:10:14,840 --> 02:10:17,760
It's nice to even have a suit with your face on it.

1978
02:10:17,820 --> 02:10:18,140
Do you know what I mean?

1979
02:10:18,180 --> 02:10:20,580
It's not something everybody has.

1980
02:10:21,540 --> 02:10:23,440
Completed a driving marathon there.

1981
02:10:29,280 --> 02:10:30,920
I'm getting into the settings.

1982
02:10:35,700 --> 02:10:36,660
Craig David.

1983
02:10:37,220 --> 02:10:38,260
Inspired tune.

1984
02:10:39,220 --> 02:10:40,900
To really bring it home.

1985
02:10:40,900 --> 02:11:02,920
Oh, shit.

1986
02:11:02,920 --> 02:11:23,340
Fourth gear is shite.

1987
02:11:23,340 --> 02:11:25,320
Just standard them at max HP.

1988
02:11:26,660 --> 02:11:27,180
Standard.

1989
02:11:30,620 --> 02:11:31,720
Fully customizable.

1990
02:11:32,180 --> 02:11:33,020
Manual adjustment.

1991
02:11:33,240 --> 02:11:33,960
Just go to...

1992
02:11:33,960 --> 02:11:36,120
Can you just hit a standard?

1993
02:11:37,980 --> 02:11:39,400
That's standard there, is it?

1994
02:11:49,900 --> 02:11:52,580
About that 540 top speed.

1995
02:12:05,260 --> 02:12:05,660
510.

1996
02:12:08,340 --> 02:12:09,980
Just don't know what that's going to do.

1997
02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:11,840
Just don't know if that's even going to work.

1998
02:12:12,420 --> 02:12:14,820
I mean, I'm probably not going to get out of the first gear.

1999
02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:44,800
Here we go.

2000
02:12:44,800 --> 02:13:14,780
Here we go.

2001
02:13:14,780 --> 02:13:16,460
And, yep.

2002
02:13:17,100 --> 02:13:19,840
Great bit of work being done there by Team Alune.

2003
02:13:28,220 --> 02:13:29,440
Beautiful stuff.

2004
02:13:29,940 --> 02:13:38,960
As I said to Backhurst at the beginning of the autumn season launch party, you don't know what's gonna hit you, Backbuzz.

2005
02:13:39,500 --> 02:13:42,220
You don't know what's gonna hit you.

2006
02:13:43,220 --> 02:13:47,300
In reference to the piece that I'd made for the one show.

2007
02:13:48,500 --> 02:13:54,860
And I really think that it could be the beginning of something quite magnificent here.

2008
02:13:54,920 --> 02:13:59,720
Because I did miss the chance to star on the screens back in the day.

2009
02:13:59,820 --> 02:14:00,480
I was too busy.

2010
02:14:00,620 --> 02:14:01,640
I had a lot on the plate.

2011
02:14:01,820 --> 02:14:04,400
And I was moving and shaking.

2012
02:14:04,960 --> 02:14:11,440
Probably doing the thankless work of making other people bloody famous, you know?

2013
02:14:12,140 --> 02:14:13,960
Alex Honnold, free solo.

2014
02:14:16,580 --> 02:14:17,820
Eddie Hobbs.

2015
02:14:19,120 --> 02:14:22,000
Where do you think he...

2016
02:14:22,000 --> 02:14:23,580
It's not from the ground he got it.

2017
02:14:28,400 --> 02:14:31,940
That's a lovely polyphony digital livery...

2018
02:14:31,940 --> 02:14:35,220
Liveryscape on the Honda NSX.

2019
02:14:36,580 --> 02:14:37,580
I think...

2020
02:14:38,200 --> 02:14:39,200
Yeah, Type R.

2021
02:14:40,800 --> 02:14:42,140
Now what about this here?

2022
02:14:44,780 --> 02:14:47,440
As we backhurst our way around the track.

2023
02:14:53,560 --> 02:14:54,860
A lap to go.

2024
02:14:55,020 --> 02:14:56,640
Three dummies in front of us.

2025
02:14:58,020 --> 02:15:02,620
Don't know if we've got what it takes, but it's definitely something I'm ready to try the hand at.

2026
02:15:02,620 --> 02:15:10,940
Stream's getting a bit choppy.

2027
02:15:11,800 --> 02:15:12,960
I'd say so.

2028
02:15:13,760 --> 02:15:15,400
The shit that's going down right here.

2029
02:15:20,000 --> 02:15:24,000
I'd say the encoder is going wild trying to fucking...

2030
02:15:24,000 --> 02:15:26,280
Process what it's receiving.

2031
02:15:27,640 --> 02:15:28,620
Look at this.

2032
02:15:31,100 --> 02:15:32,560
H264 that if you can.

2033
02:15:32,560 --> 02:15:34,480
Not sure you're going to be able to.

2034
02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:48,000
Firestone.

2035
02:15:49,720 --> 02:15:50,680
Gonna have...

2036
02:15:50,680 --> 02:15:52,920
Another fucking failure lap.

2037
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:56,220
Another failure lap.

2038
02:15:56,380 --> 02:15:57,820
Is that what it's going to be again?

2039
02:15:58,600 --> 02:16:00,680
Should have been in second coming out of that corner.

2040
02:16:02,360 --> 02:16:03,700
Should have, would have, could have.

2041
02:16:04,980 --> 02:16:05,880
That beetle.

2042
02:16:06,320 --> 02:16:07,640
It's fucking illegal.

2043
02:16:08,580 --> 02:16:09,140
What about this?

2044
02:16:09,260 --> 02:16:10,280
The boys weren't...

2045
02:16:10,280 --> 02:16:11,520
They weren't ready for this.

2046
02:16:14,160 --> 02:16:14,560
No!

2047
02:16:16,780 --> 02:16:17,380
Backhurst!

2048
02:16:17,380 --> 02:16:17,460
Backhurst!

2049
02:16:17,460 --> 02:16:35,920
Backhurst!

2050
02:16:35,920 --> 02:16:35,920
Backhurst!

2051
02:16:35,920 --> 02:16:35,920
Backhurst!

2052
02:16:35,920 --> 02:16:51,600
absolutely creamed i need a blast of leprechaun

2053
02:16:51,600 --> 02:17:10,600
Leprechaun

2054
02:17:10,600 --> 02:17:20,600
Who do you actually think you are?

2055
02:17:20,600 --> 02:17:22,600
Who do you actually think you are?

2056
02:17:22,600 --> 02:17:24,600
Leprechaun

2057
02:17:24,600 --> 02:17:26,600
Who do you think you are?

2058
02:17:26,600 --> 02:17:28,600
Who do you think you are?

2059
02:17:28,600 --> 02:17:30,600
Who do you think you are?

2060
02:17:30,600 --> 02:17:32,600
Who do you think you are?

2061
02:17:32,600 --> 02:17:34,600
Who do you think you are?

2062
02:17:34,600 --> 02:17:56,600
Who do you think you are?

2063
02:17:56,600 --> 02:17:57,600
That should be us.

2064
02:17:57,600 --> 02:17:58,600
I think that's Barkhurst.

2065
02:17:58,600 --> 02:18:00,600
This is well and truly Barkhurst.

2066
02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:06,600
Fuck that one up.

2067
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:16,600
Got my eye on the prize.

2068
02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:30,600
Something I can actually begin to feel as we move at pace around the Klaus Schwab into the fucking Schwab zone we go.

2069
02:18:30,600 --> 02:18:32,600
There's no prisoners being taken here.

2070
02:18:32,600 --> 02:18:34,600
The paint is going to have to be reapplied.

2071
02:18:34,600 --> 02:18:42,760
can actually begin to feel as we move at pace around the klaus schwab into the fucking schwab

2072
02:18:42,760 --> 02:18:48,440
zone we go there's no prisoners being taken here the paint is gonna have to be reapplied

2073
02:18:49,960 --> 02:18:55,240
and fujitsubu in front of us in the yaris is gonna get absolutely backers

2074
02:18:56,440 --> 02:19:00,920
we go into him pure south tower for the day that's in it

2075
02:19:03,720 --> 02:19:07,560
what about this getting fished getting fished

2076
02:19:10,520 --> 02:19:13,640
fucking beetle beetle bum

2077
02:19:21,800 --> 02:19:28,360
oh you someone keeps coming and absolutely ram arsing me

2078
02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:45,560
jeremy beadle if you if you no longer go for a gap

2079
02:19:49,240 --> 02:19:53,720
grant crash in turn two that's not a crash that's a wall glide

2080
02:19:59,800 --> 02:20:03,000
let's do this clean sakuba was clean

2081
02:20:05,240 --> 02:20:13,720
it's just the very nature of high speed ring being a nasty one

2082
02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:22,840
that's clean stay with the pack the wolf pack

2083
02:20:22,840 --> 02:20:29,000
sounds great sounds nice to be in the wolf pack just drifted in the slip

2084
02:20:29,000 --> 02:20:37,960
sounds great sounds nice to be in the wolf pack just drifted in the slip

2085
02:20:37,960 --> 02:20:52,040
drifting in the slip

2086
02:20:52,040 --> 02:21:06,040
drifting in the slip that's nice feels liquid

2087
02:21:06,040 --> 02:21:12,840
the maximum liquid and pure clean and crisp

2088
02:21:12,840 --> 02:21:13,240
and crisp

2089
02:21:16,920 --> 02:21:30,840
second gear is terrible does that mean it needs to be shorter or longer in the tune aldo

2090
02:21:30,840 --> 02:21:52,520
Fucking hell. You're joking, you're joking. I think we're gonna have to wall glide the

2091
02:21:52,520 --> 02:22:22,080
rest of it. Christopher Wogloyd. Total in the Megane there. Fucking Wanton Abbey in first. I can't believe I was on the verge of first position. I threw it all away for a

2092
02:22:22,080 --> 02:22:44,540
lash of the pearl. Fucking stress hormone. Cortisol is racing through the veins.

2093
02:22:51,640 --> 02:23:11,020
Wallride time. We're going wall on this. Sorry lads. You made me do it.

2094
02:23:21,200 --> 02:23:48,600
It's like I said to Kev the other day. You win some, you lose some, but then you get back up and you win some more again. And you wince while you're doing it as well because you know that it's causing you the utmost pain and stress.

2095
02:23:48,600 --> 02:24:05,420
Fucking a wall burger. I think we might have to change the fucking car here.

2096
02:24:08,720 --> 02:24:09,900
What do we do?

2097
02:24:25,740 --> 02:24:28,940
Just wondering why these guys are kicking my ass here.

2098
02:24:29,000 --> 02:24:30,840
It's not even a five chili race.

2099
02:24:34,700 --> 02:24:36,280
I think it's a one chili.

2100
02:24:36,280 --> 02:24:42,560
Lower gear ratio, so the top speed is 270.

2101
02:24:42,720 --> 02:24:43,760
Use all seven gears.

2102
02:24:43,880 --> 02:24:45,620
You paid for them and you should use them.

2103
02:24:46,540 --> 02:24:48,340
But I'm not sure whether or not...

2104
02:24:48,340 --> 02:24:49,680
Okay, let's just do that.

2105
02:24:50,860 --> 02:24:54,880
I don't know how this is a one chili.

2106
02:24:55,620 --> 02:24:57,340
I really don't know how it's a one chili.

2107
02:24:57,340 --> 02:24:57,460
Okay.

2108
02:25:14,780 --> 02:25:16,420
Max is 270.

2109
02:25:16,520 --> 02:25:16,980
280.

2110
02:25:17,540 --> 02:25:18,700
Manual adjustment.

2111
02:25:18,780 --> 02:25:24,960
Hang on.

2112
02:25:25,160 --> 02:25:33,940
If I'm doing manual adjustment here, instead of top, instead of that, is that overriding that?

2113
02:25:34,180 --> 02:25:37,280
If I go manual, is that going to override the automatically adjusted?

2114
02:25:40,220 --> 02:25:54,440
It resets it.

2115
02:25:54,440 --> 02:26:15,440
I put all ballast on the left side so you can go extra fast along the wall.

2116
02:26:15,880 --> 02:26:16,680
Big badger.

2117
02:26:17,040 --> 02:26:17,840
Big bad badger.

2118
02:26:17,920 --> 02:26:18,360
100.

2119
02:26:18,560 --> 02:26:24,060
Thanks very much for throwing that piece of information my way, but I really would like to do this clean.

2120
02:26:26,400 --> 02:26:28,080
I really want to do this clean.

2121
02:26:29,260 --> 02:26:31,940
You saw what I was capable of in Sucuba.

2122
02:26:33,400 --> 02:26:34,580
You saw what I did there.

2123
02:26:35,120 --> 02:26:37,280
How I managed to overcome the adversity.

2124
02:26:38,000 --> 02:26:38,880
Stressful time.

2125
02:26:42,260 --> 02:26:43,620
Beginning to sweat, you know?

2126
02:26:43,620 --> 02:27:13,600
I think it's a good one.

2127
02:27:13,600 --> 02:27:15,880
I think this feels a little bit more responsive.

2128
02:27:16,340 --> 02:27:18,040
Responsorial Psalm.

2129
02:27:20,760 --> 02:27:22,080
Repeat after me.

2130
02:27:23,460 --> 02:27:25,220
It's backhurst or bust.

2131
02:27:28,880 --> 02:27:32,280
I'm going to slow down inside these muchachos.

2132
02:27:35,420 --> 02:27:38,540
Bit of a bump, but nothing too hectic.

2133
02:27:38,720 --> 02:27:41,060
Not a wall ride like I was doing the last time.

2134
02:27:41,540 --> 02:27:42,640
We're doing this clean.

2135
02:27:43,580 --> 02:27:52,020
And that's a nice corner.

2136
02:27:52,260 --> 02:27:53,160
That's a nice corner.

2137
02:27:53,800 --> 02:27:54,900
That's a lovely corner.

2138
02:27:55,900 --> 02:27:57,460
And now we're getting fished.

2139
02:27:58,140 --> 02:27:59,200
Nothing too fished.

2140
02:27:59,260 --> 02:27:59,640
Dacular.

2141
02:28:00,400 --> 02:28:02,120
Straight into the side hatch.

2142
02:28:04,020 --> 02:28:04,620
These guys are nasty.

2143
02:28:04,620 --> 02:28:05,360
These guys are nasty.

2144
02:28:05,360 --> 02:28:08,160
This is something I learned in the Sucuba circuit.

2145
02:28:08,360 --> 02:28:11,960
They're not afraid to fucking knock you off your buzz.

2146
02:28:14,460 --> 02:28:16,100
even to their own detriment.

2147
02:28:16,100 --> 02:28:16,100
Even to their own detriment.

2148
02:28:21,840 --> 02:28:23,320
That's lovely as well.

2149
02:28:23,320 --> 02:28:25,600
Not too bad.

2150
02:28:25,980 --> 02:28:27,620
Nothing too shabby about it.

2151
02:28:27,620 --> 02:28:44,020
pure backhurst magic on this inside.

2152
02:28:44,020 --> 02:28:46,780
Got the inside scoop.

2153
02:28:48,100 --> 02:28:49,420
Don't go creature.

2154
02:28:49,420 --> 02:28:56,800
And just look for the creature comforts.

2155
02:28:56,800 --> 02:29:01,140
A little tap of the wall.

2156
02:29:01,460 --> 02:29:02,960
Nothing too hectic again.

2157
02:29:02,960 --> 02:29:07,320
We want to make some good ground on the next couple of turns.

2158
02:29:07,580 --> 02:29:08,820
Drive defensively.

2159
02:29:09,500 --> 02:29:12,300
We don't want this skyline or whatever the fuck it is getting in it.

2160
02:29:12,840 --> 02:29:13,280
Nasty.

2161
02:29:13,460 --> 02:29:14,320
Nasty bastard.

2162
02:29:14,980 --> 02:29:16,560
He's a nasty fucking bastard.

2163
02:29:17,260 --> 02:29:18,580
He's a nasty piece of work.

2164
02:29:18,680 --> 02:29:18,800
This.

2165
02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:19,520
This bastard.

2166
02:29:20,160 --> 02:29:20,960
Sorry about the swearing.

2167
02:29:21,020 --> 02:29:22,040
But he is scum.

2168
02:29:25,780 --> 02:29:26,900
That was not clean.

2169
02:29:27,020 --> 02:29:27,440
It was anything.

2170
02:29:27,580 --> 02:29:28,440
But it was disgusting.

2171
02:29:28,440 --> 02:29:49,740
It's not gonna happen.

2172
02:29:50,180 --> 02:29:51,880
It's just not gonna fucking happen.

2173
02:29:57,880 --> 02:29:59,060
Another lap.

2174
02:30:00,740 --> 02:30:01,880
Something's gonna have to give.

2175
02:30:02,000 --> 02:30:03,380
Something's gonna have to change.

2176
02:30:11,380 --> 02:30:12,380
Getting undercut.

2177
02:30:12,380 --> 02:30:42,360
*throwing sounds*

2178
02:30:42,360 --> 02:31:12,340
*throwing sounds*

2179
02:31:12,340 --> 02:31:14,340
*throwing sounds*

2180
02:31:14,340 --> 02:31:24,340
It's not gonna happen. How the fuck would you do this clean? I don't know how you'd do it clean, guys.

2181
02:31:24,340 --> 02:31:28,340
*throwing sounds*

2182
02:31:28,340 --> 02:31:30,340
*throwing sounds*

2183
02:31:30,340 --> 02:31:32,340
*throwing sounds*

2184
02:31:32,340 --> 02:31:34,340
*throwing sounds*

2185
02:31:34,340 --> 02:31:36,340
*throwing sounds*

2186
02:31:36,340 --> 02:31:38,340
*throwing sounds*

2187
02:31:38,340 --> 02:31:40,340
*throwing sounds*

2188
02:31:40,340 --> 02:31:42,340
*throwing sounds*

2189
02:31:42,340 --> 02:31:44,340
*throwing sounds*

2190
02:31:44,340 --> 02:31:46,340
*throwing sounds*

2191
02:31:46,340 --> 02:31:48,340
*throwing sounds*

2192
02:31:48,340 --> 02:31:50,340
*throwing sounds*

2193
02:31:50,340 --> 02:31:50,340
*throwing sounds*

2194
02:31:50,340 --> 02:31:52,340
*throwing sounds*

2195
02:31:52,340 --> 02:31:54,340
*throwing sounds*

2196
02:31:54,340 --> 02:31:56,340
*throwing sounds*

2197
02:31:56,340 --> 02:31:58,340
*throwing sounds*

2198
02:31:58,340 --> 02:32:17,560
Just fucking thinking, is it something to do with that second or third gear?

2199
02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:22,580
Mark McDonnell, thank you very much for the tip.

2200
02:32:22,580 --> 02:32:40,960
Oh.

2201
02:32:40,960 --> 02:32:45,520
I just need a piss.

2202
02:32:45,520 --> 02:33:15,500
Let's go.

2203
02:33:15,500 --> 02:33:45,480
Let's go.

2204
02:33:45,480 --> 02:33:47,860
B-Day Blast.

2205
02:33:47,920 --> 02:33:49,440
Thank you very much for your tip there.

2206
02:33:50,160 --> 02:33:52,100
A crushed up can of Sam Pell.

2207
02:33:53,940 --> 02:33:55,580
Dreams of being crushed tonight.

2208
02:33:59,580 --> 02:34:00,100
Gridrain741.

2209
02:34:00,320 --> 02:34:01,000
Thank you very much.

2210
02:34:01,200 --> 02:34:03,320
Best wishes to a non.

2211
02:34:03,440 --> 02:34:06,300
Being a smudgery gar is not the end of the world.

2212
02:34:12,480 --> 02:34:16,440
Just as a general rule of thumb, you need to be hitting the red in your final gear.

2213
02:34:17,020 --> 02:34:18,680
When you're leaving the back straight.

2214
02:34:23,820 --> 02:34:25,020
The back straight.

2215
02:34:25,020 --> 02:34:46,060
I think, I think it was like three, three or 310.

2216
02:34:46,060 --> 02:34:51,660
Something to do with the ballast.

2217
02:34:51,660 --> 02:34:51,700
Something to do with the ballast.

2218
02:34:51,700 --> 02:35:18,700
*music*

2219
02:35:18,700 --> 02:35:39,700
*music*

2220
02:35:39,700 --> 02:35:41,700
Here we go.

2221
02:35:41,700 --> 02:35:45,700
*music*

2222
02:35:45,700 --> 02:35:48,700
Bury your ballast to make you peace.

2223
02:35:48,700 --> 02:35:52,700
*music*

2224
02:35:52,700 --> 02:35:57,700
*music*

2225
02:35:57,700 --> 02:36:01,700
*music*

2226
02:36:01,700 --> 02:36:26,700
*music*

2227
02:36:26,700 --> 02:36:28,700
*music*

2228
02:36:28,700 --> 02:36:30,700
*music*

2229
02:36:30,700 --> 02:36:32,700
*music*

2230
02:36:32,700 --> 02:36:58,700
*music*

2231
02:36:58,700 --> 02:37:00,700
*music*

2232
02:37:00,700 --> 02:37:02,700
*music*

2233
02:37:02,700 --> 02:37:04,700
*music*

2234
02:37:04,700 --> 02:37:04,700
*music*

2235
02:37:04,700 --> 02:37:08,700
*music*

2236
02:37:08,700 --> 02:37:08,700
*music*

2237
02:37:08,700 --> 02:37:12,700
*music*

2238
02:37:12,700 --> 02:37:14,700
*music*

2239
02:37:14,700 --> 02:37:19,880
And it's cleaner than it has been.

2240
02:37:20,180 --> 02:37:21,860
It's not 100% clean.

2241
02:37:22,200 --> 02:37:23,960
It's not B-Day Funk Blaster.

2242
02:37:24,620 --> 02:37:26,120
But it's definitely up there.

2243
02:37:26,940 --> 02:37:31,920
It's definitely a power nozzle accessory to reach for.

2244
02:37:32,120 --> 02:37:34,200
But look at how far ahead Watanabe is.

2245
02:37:34,360 --> 02:37:35,840
Sorry, I beg your pardon.

2246
02:37:35,840 --> 02:37:37,840
Tommy, Tommy Bayashi.

2247
02:37:39,840 --> 02:37:44,180
The guy's absolutely cream-field on his way through the steam.

2248
02:37:44,180 --> 02:37:51,620
And it's going to be a Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey, Chim Chim Charu of a turn.

2249
02:37:52,320 --> 02:37:55,540
A trade-off of power and grip.

2250
02:37:55,960 --> 02:37:58,500
And that's a bad gear shift scenario as well.

2251
02:37:59,420 --> 02:38:02,560
Might actually have to be a backhurst in that last turn.

2252
02:38:03,220 --> 02:38:05,420
Didn't want to do it, but it's probably going to have to happen.

2253
02:38:12,160 --> 02:38:13,080
Shinzo Abe.

2254
02:38:13,080 --> 02:38:14,860
That was my downfall.

2255
02:38:15,080 --> 02:38:15,080
That was my downfall.

2256
02:38:15,080 --> 02:38:15,080
That was my downfall.

2257
02:38:39,540 --> 02:38:41,860
We're going to Shinzo Abe on the next turn.

2258
02:38:42,400 --> 02:38:45,060
Not the high-speed Klaus Schwab.

2259
02:38:49,860 --> 02:38:51,340
Not this one, but the next one.

2260
02:38:52,540 --> 02:38:54,780
He's fucking gone for miles, man.

2261
02:38:54,780 --> 02:39:14,400
Schwab mode.

2262
02:39:14,400 --> 02:39:16,280
Activated.

2263
02:39:16,280 --> 02:39:44,640
What can we do here?

2264
02:39:44,640 --> 02:39:48,960
We've got a fucking super or something ahead of us.

2265
02:39:50,480 --> 02:39:52,760
Serious skills are going to be needed here.

2266
02:39:57,500 --> 02:39:59,140
Serious skills are necessary.

2267
02:39:59,320 --> 02:40:00,340
See the drift in.

2268
02:40:01,040 --> 02:40:02,960
No fucking Klaus Schwab.

2269
02:40:03,040 --> 02:40:08,380
And you can definitely say that this has been a clean race from Connor Williams.

2270
02:40:12,640 --> 02:40:14,640
There was a mistake.

2271
02:40:14,640 --> 02:40:14,640
There was a mistake.

2272
02:40:14,640 --> 02:40:17,240
There was a mistake, but it wasn't the fucking end of us.

2273
02:40:17,240 --> 02:40:18,360
And that's it.

2274
02:40:18,760 --> 02:40:20,360
That's everything we wanted.

2275
02:40:20,560 --> 02:40:21,360
Right here.

2276
02:40:21,600 --> 02:40:22,540
Right now.

2277
02:40:23,380 --> 02:40:27,780
The beginning of another beautiful autumn series launch.

2278
02:40:28,640 --> 02:40:29,640
It's an autumn season.

2279
02:40:29,640 --> 02:40:30,140
It's an autumn season.

2280
02:40:30,140 --> 02:40:30,240
It's an autumn season.

2281
02:40:30,240 --> 02:40:30,240
It's an autumn season.

2282
02:40:30,240 --> 02:40:30,340
It's an autumn season.

2283
02:40:30,340 --> 02:40:33,260
That we can virtually taste.

2284
02:40:33,800 --> 02:40:37,900
And the taste of success is like nothing else.

2285
02:40:37,900 --> 02:40:38,720
It's sweet.

2286
02:40:39,080 --> 02:40:40,020
It's bitter.

2287
02:40:40,860 --> 02:40:42,520
It's a lot on the palate.

2288
02:40:42,820 --> 02:40:44,200
It's got everything going for it.

2289
02:40:44,460 --> 02:40:45,600
And it's pure.

2290
02:40:47,040 --> 02:40:48,120
Connor magic.

2291
02:40:49,760 --> 02:40:50,840
Once again.

2292
02:40:51,460 --> 02:40:53,360
Tommy Bayashi and Hattori.

2293
02:40:54,440 --> 02:40:55,840
See you later, lads.

2294
02:40:56,080 --> 02:40:58,120
Kobayashi and Kinoshita.

2295
02:40:59,640 --> 02:41:01,480
You want to go and check yourselves.

2296
02:41:02,560 --> 02:41:04,480
Because you just got wrecked.

2297
02:41:07,160 --> 02:41:08,580
Thank you so much.

2298
02:41:10,080 --> 02:41:10,960
To everybody.

2299
02:41:11,280 --> 02:41:12,300
Where's the podium?

2300
02:41:14,720 --> 02:41:15,900
Muttman on the back.

2301
02:41:16,660 --> 02:41:17,220
Pellegrino.

2302
02:41:18,040 --> 02:41:19,240
Sponsors are happy.

2303
02:41:19,800 --> 02:41:20,860
Hans Helmetz.

2304
02:41:21,220 --> 02:41:22,860
Very happy with the race.

2305
02:41:23,140 --> 02:41:25,320
As we move over to the podium.

2306
02:41:25,940 --> 02:41:27,880
What is going to be an absolutely beautiful.

2307
02:41:27,880 --> 02:41:29,640
And gorgeous speech.

2308
02:41:29,640 --> 02:41:40,280
Connor.

2309
02:41:40,700 --> 02:41:41,260
Connor.

2310
02:41:41,580 --> 02:41:42,060
Connor.

2311
02:41:42,320 --> 02:41:42,920
Yes.

2312
02:41:43,100 --> 02:41:43,560
Yes.

2313
02:41:45,420 --> 02:41:46,680
Thank you.

2314
02:41:46,920 --> 02:41:47,620
Thank you.

2315
02:41:48,680 --> 02:41:49,760
Well, well, well.

2316
02:41:50,760 --> 02:41:53,500
If it isn't the usual suspectinios.

2317
02:41:54,400 --> 02:41:58,480
I can see the Italian contingency down there.

2318
02:41:58,900 --> 02:42:00,060
Looking on.

2319
02:42:00,180 --> 02:42:01,080
In disgust.

2320
02:42:01,680 --> 02:42:03,800
That I have managed to do the unthinkable.

2321
02:42:04,500 --> 02:42:06,020
And think the undoable.

2322
02:42:07,300 --> 02:42:08,600
Both times.

2323
02:42:08,620 --> 02:42:10,540
I held my nerve on this track.

2324
02:42:11,040 --> 02:42:12,980
I was taken out nastily.

2325
02:42:13,100 --> 02:42:15,740
By a nasty Shinzo lobbyistic.

2326
02:42:16,260 --> 02:42:17,840
Wanton lobby the first time.

2327
02:42:19,220 --> 02:42:20,320
But I wanna.

2328
02:42:20,500 --> 02:42:21,780
I wanna tell you something.

2329
02:42:22,780 --> 02:42:25,920
I came back with the fire of hell in my arse.

2330
02:42:27,360 --> 02:42:29,700
Pure bidetastic cleanliness.

2331
02:42:29,700 --> 02:42:32,640
And a cool crisp determination and drive.

2332
02:42:32,640 --> 02:42:34,060
Is what saw me through.

2333
02:42:34,560 --> 02:42:35,860
A tumultuous race.

2334
02:42:36,300 --> 02:42:39,180
In which I only had to use the wall ride.

2335
02:42:39,440 --> 02:42:39,840
Once.

2336
02:42:40,140 --> 02:42:41,880
And that was a mistake as well.

2337
02:42:42,520 --> 02:42:43,660
I dare say.

2338
02:42:43,660 --> 02:42:43,660
I dare say.

2339
02:42:43,800 --> 02:42:44,740
Even if I didn't.

2340
02:42:44,940 --> 02:42:46,880
I would have definitely caught up with your man.

2341
02:42:47,260 --> 02:42:47,560
And if.

2342
02:42:47,720 --> 02:42:49,380
If you want to see me do it.

2343
02:42:49,580 --> 02:42:50,020
Clean.

2344
02:42:50,180 --> 02:42:50,560
Proper.

2345
02:42:51,220 --> 02:42:51,540
I'll.

2346
02:42:51,680 --> 02:42:53,340
I'll come back any day.

2347
02:42:53,680 --> 02:42:55,340
And I'll do it next time even.

2348
02:42:55,820 --> 02:42:56,600
But for now.

2349
02:42:56,740 --> 02:42:58,140
For tonight's situation.

2350
02:42:58,680 --> 02:42:59,160
Yes.

2351
02:42:59,680 --> 02:43:00,540
It is real.

2352
02:43:00,540 --> 02:43:01,500
You can.

2353
02:43:01,500 --> 02:43:01,780
You can.

2354
02:43:02,280 --> 02:43:03,560
You can.

2355
02:43:04,080 --> 02:43:06,040
Press record on the video.

2356
02:43:06,420 --> 02:43:06,420
Or.

2357
02:43:06,680 --> 02:43:07,100
I don't know.

2358
02:43:07,300 --> 02:43:07,300
What.

2359
02:43:08,020 --> 02:43:08,360
Hit.

2360
02:43:08,620 --> 02:43:10,440
Screen capture on your machine.

2361
02:43:10,700 --> 02:43:11,340
Because it's.

2362
02:43:11,760 --> 02:43:14,100
A legendary scenario for me to be in.

2363
02:43:14,560 --> 02:43:16,640
I want to say thanks to Lewis Hamilton.

2364
02:43:16,900 --> 02:43:17,560
Down there.

2365
02:43:18,100 --> 02:43:19,040
Just to my.

2366
02:43:19,100 --> 02:43:20,280
To my left here.

2367
02:43:21,240 --> 02:43:22,160
Down there.

2368
02:43:23,500 --> 02:43:24,400
The Lou dog.

2369
02:43:24,700 --> 02:43:25,820
Lou pitty Lou banger.

2370
02:43:26,780 --> 02:43:28,140
I've got your name wrong Lou.

2371
02:43:28,520 --> 02:43:29,860
Says Max Verstappen.

2372
02:43:31,220 --> 02:43:31,780
Assholes.

2373
02:43:32,380 --> 02:43:33,500
Absolute assholes.

2374
02:43:33,860 --> 02:43:34,040
Sorry.

2375
02:43:34,100 --> 02:43:35,280
I'm coming in hot on the like.

2376
02:43:35,340 --> 02:43:36,160
I'll turn that down.

2377
02:43:36,980 --> 02:43:37,320
And.

2378
02:43:37,320 --> 02:43:39,320
I think that's.

2379
02:43:39,500 --> 02:43:42,480
Either Charles Leclerc or Verstappen.

2380
02:43:43,840 --> 02:43:45,360
Says Carl of Science.

2381
02:43:45,460 --> 02:43:46,080
I'm not sure.

2382
02:43:46,960 --> 02:43:47,960
It is Carl of Science.

2383
02:43:48,060 --> 02:43:48,200
Yeah.

2384
02:43:48,300 --> 02:43:50,000
Well done to you as well man.

2385
02:43:50,520 --> 02:43:52,300
Well done to you as well man.

2386
02:43:53,560 --> 02:43:54,080
Thank you.

2387
02:43:54,140 --> 02:43:55,560
Never relent for the tip.

2388
02:43:56,880 --> 02:43:58,380
And to Gridrain 741.

2389
02:43:59,580 --> 02:44:00,720
It's been a wonderful.

2390
02:44:00,900 --> 02:44:01,700
Wonderful evening.

2391
02:44:01,840 --> 02:44:02,940
Of sumptuous racing.

2392
02:44:04,200 --> 02:44:05,300
I wish I would have come away.

2393
02:44:05,300 --> 02:44:07,000
With a couple more gold trophs.

2394
02:44:07,680 --> 02:44:08,380
But in the end.

2395
02:44:08,520 --> 02:44:09,780
Two is going to have to do.

2396
02:44:10,340 --> 02:44:11,480
A couple of bronzes.

2397
02:44:12,240 --> 02:44:12,360
And.

2398
02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:14,400
God knows how many more.

2399
02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:16,440
Credits in the bankinho.

2400
02:44:17,400 --> 02:44:18,320
It doesn't matter.

2401
02:44:18,320 --> 02:44:20,300
What matters is that I won.

2402
02:44:20,880 --> 02:44:22,740
And everybody who's here to see it.

2403
02:44:23,780 --> 02:44:26,760
And every 37,500 creds in the pocket.

2404
02:44:27,880 --> 02:44:30,080
That'll be spent tonight down the dungeon.

2405
02:44:31,080 --> 02:44:32,260
You better believe it.

2406
02:44:32,660 --> 02:44:33,760
Miles Dungball.

2407
02:44:34,340 --> 02:44:36,300
Is going to be absolutely sending it.

2408
02:44:36,300 --> 02:44:38,460
Into the fucking wee small hours of the morning.

2409
02:44:39,740 --> 02:44:40,860
Lightning fast.

2410
02:44:42,180 --> 02:44:43,320
Only the best.

2411
02:44:44,100 --> 02:44:45,180
Is good enough for us.

2412
02:44:47,560 --> 02:44:50,960
Just want to echo the sentiments of Quib there.

2413
02:44:51,100 --> 02:44:51,400
Who says.

2414
02:44:51,500 --> 02:44:55,660
Tommy Bayashi is crying at the race officiators in the paddock.

2415
02:44:56,540 --> 02:44:59,800
They cannot find anything about wall ride in the rules.

2416
02:45:01,100 --> 02:45:02,180
Japanese team.

2417
02:45:03,220 --> 02:45:04,580
Is simply seething.

2418
02:45:08,580 --> 02:45:09,780
Lionara Japan.

2419
02:45:11,500 --> 02:45:12,860
And Arrivederci.

2420
02:45:14,060 --> 02:45:14,500
Italy.

2421
02:45:15,560 --> 02:45:16,800
Or Bon Voyage.

2422
02:45:16,960 --> 02:45:19,860
Or Bon Giorno and Goodbye Italy.

2423
02:45:20,500 --> 02:45:22,480
You got absolutely done in.

2424
02:45:22,860 --> 02:45:23,260
Tonight.

2425
02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:24,920
By a humble.

2426
02:45:25,680 --> 02:45:26,180
Man.

2427
02:45:27,180 --> 02:45:28,940
Who came from nothing.

2428
02:45:29,780 --> 02:45:30,720
Came from nothing.

2429
02:45:31,720 --> 02:45:33,980
And left the racetrack with everything.

2430
02:45:35,640 --> 02:45:37,500
A solid gold bidet.

2431
02:45:37,660 --> 02:45:41,040
Made from the smelted trophies of your former cabinet.

2432
02:45:41,600 --> 02:45:43,240
That's going to be my victory.

2433
02:45:44,560 --> 02:45:45,820
It's yet to be done.

2434
02:45:46,280 --> 02:45:47,600
It's yet to be pioneered.

2435
02:45:48,360 --> 02:45:49,780
But it will happen.

2436
02:45:51,260 --> 02:45:52,380
Maybe even tonight.

2437
02:45:52,480 --> 02:45:55,040
If we can get a metallurgist in the building.

2438
02:45:55,160 --> 02:45:55,820
I'm not sure.

2439
02:45:56,700 --> 02:45:58,320
We're on call this time of night.

2440
02:45:58,420 --> 02:45:59,420
But if we can get it.

2441
02:46:00,080 --> 02:46:01,300
And we can get it smelt.

2442
02:46:01,860 --> 02:46:03,120
Then we can get it dealt.

2443
02:46:03,640 --> 02:46:05,280
Because whoever smelt it.

2444
02:46:05,960 --> 02:46:07,140
Fucking dealt it.

2445
02:46:08,780 --> 02:46:09,780
The Delta Nile.

2446
02:46:13,100 --> 02:46:15,980
Somebody going absolutely fucking ballistic in the crowd there.

2447
02:46:16,020 --> 02:46:16,540
I love it.

2448
02:46:16,540 --> 02:46:22,980
It's just unbelievable that I can create such an enraptured sound.

2449
02:46:23,860 --> 02:46:24,300
Guttural.

2450
02:46:24,880 --> 02:46:25,360
Bass.

2451
02:46:26,300 --> 02:46:26,900
Disgusting.

2452
02:46:28,380 --> 02:46:29,680
Some would say sickening.

2453
02:46:30,740 --> 02:46:34,180
Some would liken it to the terrible scenes that we witnessed.

2454
02:46:36,180 --> 02:46:38,460
Nearly 22 years ago now.

2455
02:46:39,660 --> 02:46:40,780
Crazy days.

2456
02:46:42,080 --> 02:46:43,520
What did it all herald it in?

2457
02:46:43,580 --> 02:46:45,080
What did it mean for the world?

2458
02:46:46,420 --> 02:46:47,540
What did it start?

2459
02:46:47,940 --> 02:46:48,980
Where did it go?

2460
02:46:49,320 --> 02:46:50,480
And where is it now?

2461
02:46:51,760 --> 02:46:53,160
A terrible time.

2462
02:46:54,460 --> 02:46:55,780
We came through it.

2463
02:46:56,860 --> 02:46:59,280
And we left no stone unturned.

2464
02:46:59,400 --> 02:47:01,580
And no man left behind.

2465
02:47:02,640 --> 02:47:03,820
Apart from a few.

2466
02:47:04,680 --> 02:47:06,280
They didn't make it out of Afghanistan.

2467
02:47:06,860 --> 02:47:09,840
During the exodus of the bad balls actually.

2468
02:47:12,100 --> 02:47:17,760
Some fucking lunatic drove a bloody car packed full of bombs into a bloody crowd.

2469
02:47:18,780 --> 02:47:19,760
Nasty stuff.

2470
02:47:20,680 --> 02:47:24,280
And the Hercules C-130s didn't have enough room in them.

2471
02:47:25,880 --> 02:47:32,280
So it was just yet another sorry tale on the end of a litany of sorry tales.

2472
02:47:32,560 --> 02:47:35,680
Which started way back when.

2473
02:47:36,000 --> 02:47:37,180
22 years ago.

2474
02:47:38,840 --> 02:47:41,660
Fucking absolute lunatics.

2475
02:47:43,800 --> 02:47:45,080
Absolute lunatics.

2476
02:47:47,040 --> 02:47:49,740
There's been a cafe blast in St. Petersburg.

2477
02:47:49,740 --> 02:47:51,560
Don't want to dampen the fucking.

2478
02:47:51,840 --> 02:47:55,540
Sorry for using my speech to report the news.

2479
02:47:55,640 --> 02:47:56,700
Where I've just seen it there.

2480
02:47:57,860 --> 02:48:00,420
A blast from a cafe out in Russia or something.

2481
02:48:02,220 --> 02:48:03,840
Who knows what's going on.

2482
02:48:03,880 --> 02:48:06,300
It's a freaking chaotic scenario out there.

2483
02:48:06,420 --> 02:48:08,240
This is the new war on terror.

2484
02:48:09,140 --> 02:48:11,360
You thought you'd seen the end of it.

2485
02:48:11,420 --> 02:48:12,660
Wait till you see what's coming.

2486
02:48:12,800 --> 02:48:13,760
What's down the line.

2487
02:48:15,380 --> 02:48:16,260
But seriously though.

2488
02:48:16,320 --> 02:48:17,340
What a race.

2489
02:48:18,640 --> 02:48:19,380
By me.

2490
02:48:20,260 --> 02:48:23,020
You thought that Tommy Bayashi had it sewn up.

2491
02:48:26,560 --> 02:48:27,600
He had nothing.

2492
02:48:28,340 --> 02:48:29,360
He had nothing.

2493
02:48:29,980 --> 02:48:31,120
He had a ball of yarn.

2494
02:48:31,520 --> 02:48:34,440
He put on the jumper and he got it snagged on something.

2495
02:48:35,220 --> 02:48:36,060
My tooth.

2496
02:48:36,940 --> 02:48:38,480
Snaggle tooth they call me.

2497
02:48:39,360 --> 02:48:41,000
Because I'm ready to go.

2498
02:48:41,340 --> 02:48:43,300
And I'm chomping at the bit for victories.

2499
02:48:44,760 --> 02:48:45,200
Tonight.

2500
02:48:45,400 --> 02:48:46,180
No exception.

2501
02:48:46,900 --> 02:48:48,800
Took me a few fucking goes.

2502
02:48:48,980 --> 02:48:49,480
That's right.

2503
02:48:49,540 --> 02:48:50,500
I was in the garage.

2504
02:48:50,700 --> 02:48:52,420
Trying to tweak the ballast.

2505
02:48:53,540 --> 02:48:54,940
But I threw that weight.

2506
02:48:55,320 --> 02:48:56,380
From the back of the boot.

2507
02:48:56,920 --> 02:48:58,920
Into the middle of the fucking chassis.

2508
02:49:00,520 --> 02:49:02,700
Pissed about with the gearbox enough times.

2509
02:49:02,800 --> 02:49:03,580
Got confused.

2510
02:49:05,180 --> 02:49:06,160
Got confused.

2511
02:49:06,360 --> 02:49:08,400
It wasn't anything on me.

2512
02:49:09,340 --> 02:49:10,180
Nothing at all.

2513
02:49:10,820 --> 02:49:11,700
Nothing at all.

2514
02:49:14,140 --> 02:49:16,320
But getting back to it.

2515
02:49:17,320 --> 02:49:18,520
The war on terror.

2516
02:49:19,200 --> 02:49:21,120
What was it all about and what did it mean?

2517
02:49:22,760 --> 02:49:29,060
I'd liken these gold troves to an actual war of attrition myself.

2518
02:49:30,580 --> 02:49:31,140
Indeed.

2519
02:49:31,940 --> 02:49:33,520
Run around that high speed ring.

2520
02:49:34,240 --> 02:49:38,400
In a souped up juggernaut gearbox AMG beast lurker.

2521
02:49:39,860 --> 02:49:47,100
Not unlike the warthogs that probably rained down death from above during Operation Iraqi Freedom.

2522
02:49:47,100 --> 02:49:52,520
A misnomer of a fucking mission title if ever there was one.

2523
02:49:52,680 --> 02:49:57,580
Considering the amount of freedom that was taken away from innocent individuals.

2524
02:49:57,840 --> 02:49:58,660
But there you go.

2525
02:50:00,040 --> 02:50:01,040
That was Bush.

2526
02:50:02,300 --> 02:50:04,380
Big man for the fucking statements.

2527
02:50:04,620 --> 02:50:06,180
Big man for the mission accomplished.

2528
02:50:06,620 --> 02:50:07,360
Little man.

2529
02:50:09,160 --> 02:50:10,620
For the fucking justice.

2530
02:50:13,360 --> 02:50:15,820
And as he probably sits in his seat tonight.

2531
02:50:16,480 --> 02:50:17,740
Wondering where it all went.

2532
02:50:18,640 --> 02:50:20,060
At least I can sit back.

2533
02:50:20,340 --> 02:50:21,440
And stand up actually.

2534
02:50:21,820 --> 02:50:22,580
Behind a podium.

2535
02:50:23,380 --> 02:50:24,920
Full of adoring fans.

2536
02:50:25,040 --> 02:50:25,880
Knowing full well.

2537
02:50:26,740 --> 02:50:27,960
Bit of a pause there lads.

2538
02:50:28,040 --> 02:50:28,320
Come on.

2539
02:50:28,380 --> 02:50:29,340
Keep the claps going.

2540
02:50:30,500 --> 02:50:31,400
Knowing full well.

2541
02:50:31,880 --> 02:50:34,520
That I didn't rain down death from above on anyone.

2542
02:50:35,900 --> 02:50:39,160
Not unless you want to actually count the egos.

2543
02:50:39,400 --> 02:50:44,060
Some of the absolute Schweinsteigers I was racing against.

2544
02:50:44,960 --> 02:50:47,780
As people who would have been killed in the death from above.

2545
02:50:47,780 --> 02:50:50,080
Which would have been my glorious racing.

2546
02:50:52,240 --> 02:50:52,800
Yeah.

2547
02:50:53,820 --> 02:50:54,660
Egos huh?

2548
02:50:55,340 --> 02:50:56,140
Who needs them?

2549
02:50:56,400 --> 02:50:57,320
Not me anyway.

2550
02:50:58,480 --> 02:51:00,200
I've always remained grounded.

2551
02:51:00,840 --> 02:51:02,000
Throughout these victories.

2552
02:51:02,680 --> 02:51:04,460
I've always remained close to the.

2553
02:51:04,720 --> 02:51:05,540
To the road.

2554
02:51:05,640 --> 02:51:06,520
To the tarmac.

2555
02:51:06,780 --> 02:51:08,620
Close to the people who made it happen.

2556
02:51:08,700 --> 02:51:09,720
Behind the scenes.

2557
02:51:09,840 --> 02:51:10,040
Yeah.

2558
02:51:11,400 --> 02:51:13,440
Little grease monkeys working away.

2559
02:51:13,600 --> 02:51:15,020
Toiling day and night.

2560
02:51:15,080 --> 02:51:16,640
They were inside that garage.

2561
02:51:17,440 --> 02:51:18,980
Pissing about with the gear stick.

2562
02:51:19,740 --> 02:51:22,300
I said it's not the gear stick you want to fucking piss about.

2563
02:51:22,420 --> 02:51:23,900
And that's the gear box.

2564
02:51:25,620 --> 02:51:27,220
I said it's 3am Connor.

2565
02:51:27,300 --> 02:51:28,440
Can we go home to bed?

2566
02:51:28,440 --> 02:51:30,920
I say I wish I could go home myself.

2567
02:51:31,560 --> 02:51:32,620
Fucking kids.

2568
02:51:32,860 --> 02:51:33,040
Huh?

2569
02:51:33,680 --> 02:51:34,140
Wife.

2570
02:51:34,480 --> 02:51:34,880
Family.

2571
02:51:36,620 --> 02:51:38,240
Yeah they left me but still.

2572
02:51:38,840 --> 02:51:40,200
I'd like to go home to them.

2573
02:51:41,500 --> 02:51:42,960
So if I'm not going.

2574
02:51:43,300 --> 02:51:44,520
You're not going lads.

2575
02:51:44,600 --> 02:51:46,660
And you're going to work on this machine.

2576
02:51:46,800 --> 02:51:49,620
Until we come away with the gold trope that I need.

2577
02:51:49,980 --> 02:51:50,940
To smelt.

2578
02:51:51,780 --> 02:51:54,240
Into a fully functioning.

2579
02:51:54,920 --> 02:51:56,000
Formidable B day.

2580
02:51:56,000 --> 02:52:01,500
Mr. Tickle sends his regards.

2581
02:52:04,820 --> 02:52:06,200
He's doing well anyway.

2582
02:52:06,700 --> 02:52:07,600
I wish him well.

2583
02:52:10,400 --> 02:52:11,580
What can I say?

2584
02:52:20,580 --> 02:52:21,960
What can I say?

2585
02:52:23,560 --> 02:52:25,160
Apart from...

2586
02:52:25,160 --> 02:52:26,060
I'm back.

2587
02:52:27,280 --> 02:52:28,880
Did I ever go away?

2588
02:52:29,840 --> 02:52:30,760
Definitely not.

2589
02:52:31,700 --> 02:52:32,460
Definitely not.

2590
02:52:34,560 --> 02:52:36,000
This is for Renault.

2591
02:52:37,220 --> 02:52:38,220
This is for Noel Kelly.

2592
02:52:39,700 --> 02:52:41,860
This is for all the barter boys.

2593
02:52:44,100 --> 02:52:46,320
This is for Klaus Schwab.

2594
02:52:47,200 --> 02:52:48,540
For Matty C.

2595
02:52:49,400 --> 02:52:50,460
And for Team Alune.

2596
02:52:52,420 --> 02:52:55,740
I'm a man of few words, but when I do speak...

2597
02:52:55,740 --> 02:52:56,820
I speak from the heart.

2598
02:52:59,520 --> 02:53:01,120
And I speak for all men.

2599
02:53:01,780 --> 02:53:03,000
And women as well.

2600
02:53:05,180 --> 02:53:05,740
And...

2601
02:53:05,740 --> 02:53:07,960
Non-specified genders too.

2602
02:53:08,880 --> 02:53:11,040
You can all count on me...

2603
02:53:11,040 --> 02:53:13,040
To be your voice...

2604
02:53:13,040 --> 02:53:14,040
To be your voice...

2605
02:53:14,040 --> 02:53:15,040
From now...

2606
02:53:15,040 --> 02:53:18,240
And going into the future as well.

2607
02:53:19,500 --> 02:53:21,660
The gut microbiome...

2608
02:53:21,660 --> 02:53:21,660
Was fully...

2609
02:53:21,660 --> 02:53:22,660
Was fully...

2610
02:53:22,660 --> 02:53:24,440
Solidified with a...

2611
02:53:24,440 --> 02:53:25,660
A lovely...

2612
02:53:25,660 --> 02:53:26,560
Danone Activia.

2613
02:53:29,560 --> 02:53:30,660
And it's what was...

2614
02:53:30,660 --> 02:53:31,660
Was needed to really...

2615
02:53:31,660 --> 02:53:31,660
Win...

2616
02:53:31,660 --> 02:53:35,660
On this track so...

2617
02:53:35,660 --> 02:54:00,620
Lots more to say everyone have a brilliant night and we'll see you down the miles dungeon. I was on to Sanball. He said the portable B-day is gonna be a goer. Good night. We'll see you for the Tora Bora set at 5 yeah. The goose is gonna be lit. See ya.

2618
02:54:01,460 --> 02:54:25,300
Did you make room in the back for the B-day? Yeah. Let's just keep that to the staff. You weren't there for Dawky Bookfest, son. It got messy. Yeah, we had the B-day and the goose at the back and then every time Dick and Harry was using it, balls, arse and feet, you know? Yeah. McWilliams was the worst.

2619
02:54:27,260 --> 02:54:40,820
McWilliams was the worst. It would not surprise me in the slightest. Anyway, look what I can do without you. You need a buzz bath tomorrow. No bother, baby. No bother. How's everything with yourself, son, anyway?

2620
02:54:41,120 --> 02:54:47,980
Ah, yeah. Not too bad, you know? The little fellas type skill there. Great stuff, son. Look, Buzz. We'll give you a buzz later, ball.

2621
02:54:48,120 --> 02:54:49,940
Okay, I will. We'll see you later.

2622
02:54:49,940 --> 02:54:56,940
Bye, ball. Okay, go on. Cheers, son. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

2623
02:54:58,940 --> 02:55:02,520
That's... Sonica, what a fucking legend.

2624
02:55:17,940 --> 02:55:27,860
I'm in 50 bound. Like a fox to the rock like a fox to the rock.

2625
02:55:27,860 --> 02:55:57,840
I'm in 50 bound. Like a fox to the rock.

2626
02:55:57,840 --> 02:56:27,820
Thank you.

2627
02:56:27,820 --> 02:56:57,800
Thank you.

2628
02:56:57,800 --> 02:57:01,280
Thank you.

2629
02:57:01,280 --> 02:57:31,260
Thank you.
